This iced gem faced fucktard has about as much musical talent as Schrodinger’s Cat, after they opened the box to find it dead.

I know it’s 2016 and we shouldn’t use this term, but he seriously looks like a spastic, he makes Joey Deacon look cool.

What a total fucking cunt and the sole reason ALL X-Factor contestants should all be given a free one-way ticket to obscurity

Nominated by: Boaby

Olly Murs another spawn of the talent show cancer we call music today.

Now the trilby wearing painter and decorating tone deaf cunt is presenting the very show that discovered the cunt,along with that fame hungry slut Caroline Flack who’s probably already shagged him…..pair of cunts

Nominated by: Smasher

Went out for a little swigaroo last night in my local. Quietly having a Ginger Grouse when in walk some rowdy so-and-so’s, you know the type, tattoos and hipster beards (cunts). It didn’t take long for the twits to make their way over to myself and the beautiful Mrs O’MaCunto, when one of these arse-holes plonked his trilby on my head (I mean a fucking TRILBY! On a night out! What an unforgivable cunt).

Well, I charmed these fine young gentlemen with a ‘Nice one, now please fuck off lads’, quite polite of me considering the situation I thought, and upon looking around, the cunts soon discovered it wasn’t the sort of establishment that ‘selfies’ and putting fucking Creed on the jukebox would be accepted. They soon made their way to the exits, departing with a cheeky ‘Yeah, you can keep the hat mate!!’, and off they went on their merry way, sure to end up fingering some transgender looking filly en route to a kebab house.

Anyway, then the Mrs turns to me and says ‘You look like Olly Murs in that hat’. Therefore, it is with great regret that I must cunt myself for resembling that bag of shit. What a fucking dreadful end to the week.

Nominated by : Cunt O’MaCunto