Nigel Slater

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Would you eat something he’s out his ‘orrible little pinkies all over?

Thought not.

Probably been fingering his ringpiece beforehand the dirty little fairy.

He’d probably like to shove a courgette flower stuffed with goats cheese and drizzled with honey up your council gritter given half the chance.

Fucking fuck monkey.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish