I would like to cunt ‘designer handbags’ or to be more precise the feckin’ idiots who buy ’em.

What sort of numbskull spends £10,000 on a bag? But wait ! There’s now a new twist. Not got a spare £10,000 ? Fear not – you can now rent a bag!! You can rent a bag for the very reasonable sum of £179 a month! I kid you not. And the feckin’ airheads are actually doing it.

Stoopid stoopid twats.

Nominated by: Richard 1

Apparently it’s ‘inappropriate’ for the PM to spend £950 on leather trousers according to that paragon of fashion sense, Nicky Morgan.

Frankly, to criticise the PM for spending £950 on trousers and then be photographed coming out of number 10 carrying a £900 DESIGNER HANDBAG is a bit fucking rich…

Nominated by: Dioclese