Nicki Minaj
Nicki Minaj is a talentless cunt with a face like a warthog’s bumhole after it’s just sat in Katie Price’s make up box.
This tone deaf musically illiterate cunt has been annoying me for fucking years but I just heard her on the radio and I can hold my tongue no longer….
Constantly talking like a moron and banging on about her vagina *shudder* and rapping about getting fucked.
She talks even worse than the male rappers and we all know what dicks they are!
Now I don’t know shit about writing songs but I’m pretty sure the main criteria for lyrics go as follows:
1. The lyrics have to make sense.
2. The lyrics should rhyme as much as possible.
Nicki Minaj can’t do number 1 as she’s too fucking stupid to write a coherent sentence so she just makes up words and sounds that rhyme.
These are some of her lyrics:
“Okay, okay
Me I’m the barbie I’m supahot.
When I’m in the dealership should I get the coupe or not?
Should I get the roof or drop?
Should I get the choo-choo truck?
Crazy I get boo koo bucks, coo coo for dem coo coo puffs
I’m coo coo for coo coo puffs
Got money in my louis duff
And I got a nasty flow, bitch I spit that gooey stuff
It’s goin D-0-W-N-N-N
I am da barbie were the fuck is ken ken ken?
I be on the 147 in the rock
That’s my block New York City to the top tippy top
Buss a shot
I seh, I be on 147 in the rock that’s my block
New York City to the top
Tippy top buss a shot!”
….I’ve read that 3 times and I still don’t know what the fuck she’s on about.
“Ayo, I been on, bitch, you been corn
Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
I mean I been Storm, X-Men been formed
He keep on dialin’ Nicki like the Prince song
I-I-I been on, bitch, you been corn
Bentley tints on, Fendi prints on
Ayo, I been north, Lara been Croft
Plates say Chun-Li, drop the Benz off
Oh, I get it, huh, they paintin’ me out to be the bad guy
Well it’s the last time you gonna see a bad guy do the rap game like me
I went and copped the chopsticks, put it in my bun just to pop shit
I’m always in the top shit, box seats, bitch, fuck the gossip
How many of them coulda did it with fin…..”
*sigh*
Maybe it’s coz I’m old (ish). Maybe it’s coz I’m not “street” or “down with the kids” or … (and suspect that this is the reason) … this “music” is an utter crock of shite.
You might say “ok she can’t write lyrics but maybe she has the voice of an angel.”
Well decide for yourself.
WARNING. THIS MUSIC VIDEO IS MADE BY AN ANNOYING AND TALENTLESS CUNT AND IS LIKELY TO CAUSE HEART PROBLEMS, ANGER ISSUES, MENTAL ANGUISH AND PISS BOILING.
Can you believe that this cunt is worth SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS?
Personally I would rather listen to a fox having sex with a hyena while both simultaneously, loudly shit themselves to death, than listen to this cunt’s “music”….
Unfortunately I don’t have a choice and I have to endure this shite regularly on the radio.
Ok, it’s better than listening to James O’Brien but nonetheless, Nicki Minaj is a cunt and so is anyone that buys her “music”.
Nominated by Deploy the Sausage
