People who misquote things. Whether its The Bible, The Quran, Charles Darwin, or fucking Star Trek, people who misquote things INFURIATE ME. ‘Survival of the fittest’ is my biggest pet peeve, Darwin didnt say that at all, or ‘only the strongest survive’.

So-called holy books are misquoted too, if I had a pound for every time some god botherer told me Judas was paid 30 pieces of silver to betray Jesus, or Jesus was born in a stable, I’d be rich! Bible says: money is the root of all evil. Um, no it doesn’t! Beam me up, scotty – NOBODY on Star Trek said that.

And dont get me started on misquotes of the Quran… If you’re going to be a sanctimonious prick and quote something, get the quote right!

Nominated by: ElDiablo666