If I won the fucking lottery hardly anyone would know about it; my Mrs and my sisters and that’s about it. People (mates included) have big mouths and every cunt would be crawling out of the woodwork and there’d be fake two faced cunts licking arse. Either that or you’d get called a flash bastard by jealous cunts.

I probably wouldn’t even move house. I’d get it renovated and redecorated, a nice holiday a couple of times a year and that’d do me. Any cunt who gets such a stroke of good fortune and blows it all on new homes, drugs, parties, jewellery and cars deserves all they get!

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter