26 young men died tragically in the capital last year, some by shooting, most by stabbing. The police have said they have no evidence that the deaths are linked in any way. Yours Truly pretends to no forensic ability but if I were a white middle aged female I would not be unduly worried. What do you think?

January 20th: Student Djodjo Nsaka, 19,
January 23rd: Schoolboy Quamari Barnes, 15,
March 19th: David Adegbite, 18,
March 21st: Abdi Sheikhey, 19,
April 7th: Karim Samms, 16
April 11th: Abdullahi Tarabi, 19
April 19th: Jordan Wright, 19
April 23rd: Mohammed Hasan, 17
May 7th: Elijah Dornelly, 17
May 14th: Joao Gomes, 18
June 2nd: Abdirahman Mohamed, 17
June 6th: Osman Sharif, 16
June 29th: talented boxer Mahad Ali, 18
August 2nd: Joshua Bwalya, 16,
August 5th: Moped rider Soban Khan, 18
August 8th: Daniel Namanga, 19,
August 8th: Schoolboy Jermaine Goupall, 15
August 25th: RAF Cadet Abdul Mayanja, 19
September 5th: Corey Junior Davis, 14
October 6th: Saif Abdulmagid, 18
October 29th: Aren Mali, 17
November 2nd: Michael Jonas 17,
November 20th: Kacem Mokrane, 18
November 21st: Apprentice carpenter Jason Isaacs, 18
December 31st: An 18-year-old man
December 31st: A 17-year-old boy

The 26 teenagers listed above bring the total number of London deaths by stabbing to 80. The numbers continue to rise remorselessly. May they all rest in peace – not that that will do the poor cunts any good.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke