I would like to cunt Ant McFartings soon to be ex wife. This typical bitch has done what most bitches do when a relationship ends for whatever reason [usually due to them being insufferable cunts], they make your life a misery, spend your money like it’s going out of style, withhold sex, let themselves go so you wouldn’t wanna fuck ’em anyway, and then as soon as he could do with some support and it looks like his career is up the swanny she’s out the door quick as a flash.

She then gets a solicitor to try and take poor old Ant to the cleaners, even wants the fucking dog,and generally wont be happy until she’s picked him clean.

Then this gold digging tart gets her arse in her hands when he moves on and finds the next Mrs gold digger, so typical ex wants the fucking air that you breath and still wants to make sure you can’t be happy.

So stick with it Ant, even though you get on my last nerve I’m with you on this one. Don’t lie down and take it in the arse just yet. It will be over with in 4 or 5 years and then the cunt will apologise and want to be friends.

Nominated by fuglyucker