Kiera Knightley is in need of a cunting. She’s was in the papers 6th October, whingeing about how finding fame and fortune left her with PTSD, and needing to take a year of ‘work’ because of it. Oh poor you. I’m so sorry the millions of pounds you made out being a movie actress couldn’t bring you any comfort during that traumatic time.

Normally, I wouldn’t give a flying fuck about some whingeing, super PC actress telling us how awful it is to be a highly paid performer, but there was a part of her whingeing that made my piss boil hotter than the surface of the sun. She said the trauma she had suffered over becoming famous at a young age was worse than that suffered by anyone who had been in battle.

What? What was that? You fucking ignorant, far left, overpaid, overhyped cunt? You think that someone who has been in battle, seen their friends get their arms, legs, or even heads blown off, is LESS traumatic than becoming rich and famous at the age of eighteen? FUCK YOU, you bee sting chested twat. Unlike you, I HAVE been in battle. I HAVE seen friends killed. I HAVE seen friends get arms and legs blown off. I’ve even taken a bullet. I’m not a multi-millionaire Hollywood type, but I’m pretty sure that the trauma I and other soldiers have suffered is about a thousand times greater than anything YOU have ‘suffered’.

Want my sympathy, bitch? Put on a uniform and go fight in a war. Then you’ll understand what PTSD actually is. Knightley, you are a cunt.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw