In Grays, Essex we have total cunts like Kelly Martin who decided to drop her keks in broad daylight like Kerry Katona in an airport car park and piss all over the wreaths on the local war memorial.

You are a fucking piece of shit Kelly Martin, you are in fact a great of example of why there is no need to import foreign scum when we are burdened with our home grown cunt scum such as you.

I doubt you have enough savvy to realise why what you did was so wrong but you must have enough brain cells to know you are you are a total nasty cunt.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit