Funny to see all them wankstains at Glastonbury: all those white English folk singing along to Kanye Kunt’s set, and then all the furtive looks and awkwardness when it came to the ‘N’ word….
Nominated by: Norman
Kanye West? For being a egomaniacal, spoilt, slut screwing talentless cunt?
Emma Watson? For being (yet another) celebrity do-gooding gobshite (it certainly ain’t for her acting)?
And Reese Witherspoon: for (seriously, these are Time’s very words!) mastering Hollywood….
What a load of wank…
Nominated by: Norman
Firstly, yes, Kanye West is a big cunt but if he’s booked, let the cunt perform.
Secondly, Glastonbury is 95% cunts, cunts who just want to ‘selfie’ themselves with Greg James.
Thirdly, and most importantly, if we are going to use these cunts logic that 100,000 people don’t want him there by the signing of this petition surely we are then entitled to rationally understand that the 7 billion people who didn’t sign it want him there.
Don’t want to see him? Don’t go. Just keep yourself entertained at the dance stage sucking cocks for fags. Cunts.
Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto
Glastonbury (like most festivals) ain’t what it used to be. Overpriced, crawling with bloody students, indifferent acts and catering vans selling botulism burgers.
Now, “Storming the Castle” event is one I’d truly recommend. AND Wilco Johnson is headlining, what more could you want?
Nominated by: Lez