Aston Villa were relegated from the Premier League yesterday and Lescott, who “plays” for Villa, apparently said this regarding their relegation, “Now it’s confirmed, maybe it’s a weight off the shoulders and we can give these fans what they deserve, some performances”.

What a fucking cunt! Have the players heroically not been giving performances in the dimwitted hope that the club would stay up? And now that it doesn’t matter are they thinking of actually winning a fucking match? Footballers in general are dislikable, lynchable cunt-towels but this twat and his bizarre double-forehead has somehow managed to lower the bar even further.

Nominated by: Galted Asas