John O’Farrell

"Oh fuck! She's tickling my balls..."

“Oh fuck! She’s tickling my balls…”

I’d like to nominate John O’Farrell for this steaming pile of wank in the Guardian.

The gist of this “satirical” piece was that the issues surrounding the Referendum are so complicated (bless) that we should make our decision based on who is supporting each side. So because twats like Farage and Johnson support Leave, we should all vote Remain.

Unfortunately for this unfunny spunk-bubble, this idea cuts both ways. Blair, Cumberbatch and Bonio all support Remain so all non-cunts should vote Leave.

I know the definition of “racism” has been stretched beyond breaking point in the last couple of decades but I simply cannot see how one can be “racist” against a bureaucracy.

Yanis Varoufakis (the Commie economist who was briefly finance minister of Greece last year) absolutely skewered the EU in his latest book. Varoufakis destroyed the EU cuntocrats for their arrogance, their corruption and, above all, for their incompetence. Hard to see Varoufakis as a racist Little Englander!

Personally, I think the UK should stay in the EU but treat the rules in exactly the same way as the French and Germans do ie: ignore them if you don’t like them. If you don’t like an EU rule, don’t get your knickers in a fucking twist, ignore the fucker. And if the EU fines you, don’t pay the fucking fine.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt