John Lennon was a cunt. I appreciate he’s been dead for nearly 40 years but all the same he can get fucked.
I’m under no illusion that if still alive he’d have put Bono and Geldof into a minor league.
Imagine a world with no possessions whilst walking round your country Estate, fuck that takes a special type of arrogance to come up with that one or a ‘sleep in’ protest with your ugly bird, refusing to work or conform to the capitalist model whilst living off your immense wealth generated as a result of kids having enough disposable income to buy your products.
‘hey Yoko life is what happens when you’re busy doing other things’.
Oh Jaaaahn you’re such a cunt, but I love your fame and money. What other things have you done then, oh well Yoko don’t you know I abandoned sorry had to give up a child, some cunt called Julian, looks absolutely fuck all like me you know, mothers a gold digger and won’t leave me alone, constantly wants child support money but I’m a scouser so she’s fuck all chance of getting a brass bean.
Oh Jaaahn that’s so sad, how did you cope… well you know Yoko I packed him off with a little note, it said ‘imagine no possessions I wonder if you can, no need for greed or hunger, a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the world….. so fuck off…..
Oh Jaaaahn that’s so nice you are the second coming, what did she say, oh you know Yoko she’s a capitalist stooge who gets off looking down at the proletariat,
she said she’d send her mate Mark Chapman round to sort me out whoever the fuck he is….
hey Yoko I’ve got this idea, imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to do, nothing to kill or die for and no religion too, imagine all the people living life in peace…. fuck yeh I’ve seen the future.
World Peace man!
Nominated by Cunty McCuntface.