Ferguson may be an insufferable cunt, but for sheer arrogance and stupidity,Newcastle manager John Carver has risen to heights of cuntitude never before imagined and thus, I offer him up for a first time cunting.

For sheer crassness in referring to the victims of flight MH17 – Carver says the pair were ‘looking down’ on the Magpies this afternoon, as they secured their Premier League status for another year.

On his managerial skills:
“No, I don’t regret it because I’m the best golfer and the best cricketer in the world as well”

Newcastle might have evaded relegation, but that is no thanks to your managerial skills, or that of Ashley, you fat useless cunt.

Nominated by: Lez