Joanna Lumley [3]

Posted on October 12, 2018 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

I don’t know if GB still has a four-minute warning system in case of nuclear attack, but I think the meejah might be testing something new…

An aggravating, faux-posh whine which is transmitted frequently on ITV; I must get in sandbags, zinc buckets, Dettol liquid &c. and barricade myself in under the stairs.

Yes, it’s a next-week warning for yet another bloody Joanna Plastic-Bumley series.

I pray that it’ll all be over before Christmas… What a dog-awful CUNT she is.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Joanna Lumley [2]

Posted on March 23, 2016 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Joanna Lumley, fackin’ useless actress who only seems capable of playing fuckwitted “posh-totty” rôles (because it takes no effort from her…more ham than yer local pork-butcher’s) is bum-chummy with Boris.

60 million quid for some noncey floral bridge over the Thames (only ten bridges in 2 miles already, it seems).

A nomination for all three categories please – cunting, dead cunts and the shit bucket. She’s a disgrace to her regiment, what??!

Nominated by: HBelindaHubbard