Jimmy Carr is a Cambridge cunt and former Shell marketing exec with a millionaire father. Well placed then to understand the woes of the world. He looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy with his hand up his own arse working his face. His persona is Botox max and is never seen without makeup (the poor cunt is getting a bit old and jowly to cut it with the yoof). He does do some real work though. He applies his own eyeliner!The tax dodge he now calls “a terrible mistake” as though someone from his cash savvy background could not be fully aware of a total scam scheme like that. It buggers belief.

The aging wanker’s latest tour is called Gagging Order. Well you make me gag cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Jimmy Carr is a smug, funny as diarrhoea, tax dodging type of Cunt.

I hope HMRC probe your face with a fucking shovel you tight arsed plastic faced Bastard. What a Cunt.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad