Greta Thunberg [20]


Little Miss Spasticus is a suicidal cunt, One has to admire her portrayed innocence and naiveity but to travel to Gaza on a boat that the IDF has said, er, perhaps don’t bother just seems like a waste of her vulnerable mong appeal.

The Guardian Link

Although like any unflushable, unkillable cockroach I suspect she may end up somehow surviving the sinking of her junk ship and keep cropping up in similar unlikely stories.

Gotta admire her conviction I suppose, the little minxy cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Seconded by: Odin

I would like to second this cunting of Greta the root vegetable

Playing silly games with the IDF was never going to end well. Particularly as all she was interested in was some more publicity…for Greta.

The selfie yacht and it’s crew of self righteous fuckwits have now been taken to Israel and Greta has been deported (Hurrah!), hopefully with a warning that if we ever see your stupid fucking face again, we will shoot first and ask absolutely no questions later.

Greta Thunberg [7] Cover Versions


My fellow Cunters
For your cuntsiderarion:

Greta Thunberg and her burgeoning career as a pop star.

“She’s no stranger to love
She knows the rules unt
So do I
A full cunt-mit-ment is
What’s she’s looking for
She ain’t getting it
From any fuckin guy….”

You just know her parents are going to release a Greta’s greatest hits album.

It will sit nicely alongside their other “special” daughter’s efforts.

Admin thinks we should do a nomination, to select suitable “Cover Versions” for her to perform. (Perhaps a Top 3 or Top 5 will do it – Day Admin)

Any suggestions ??

(Examples – “When I’m Licking Windows” by George Formby, “Net Zero White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, “I’m still Spazzing” – Elton John, “Who’s That Cunt” – Madge – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General