Gloria Hunniford is an overly coiffed, gruff voiced, parsnip legged, inexplicably besequinned on a daily basis, QUNT of a man-woman.

For feck’s sake, woman, relax your fucking hair, dress more casually sometimes (Dennis fucking Basso doesn’t fucking need your fucking cunting endorsement 24/7) fuck me blind…….(deep, even breaths)……..now fuck off…….