WTF is that all about? They protect your ‘credit score’ don’tcha know? eh? How the fuck do they do that then?

If you’ve got no fuckin money you’ve got no fuckin money, what they gonna do about it? Pay money into your account? Actually no, precisely the opposite! This idiotic ‘service’ cost £12.99 a month – you gotta be a right cunt to fall for this shite!

Nominated by: Ozmandias