Bono has been cunted before, but how about his hat wearing guitarist David Evans aka ‘The Edge’? A couple of days ago, the cunt fell of the stage in Vancouver during the opening night of U2’s latest tour.

Worth cunting for that, surely, regardless of his music and hat?

Nominated by: Fred West

Anyone who calls themselves ‘The Edge’ has to be a cunt – along with Sting, Bono and Slash although – to be fair – Slash is slang for piss.

What the fuck was the cunt thinking when he fell of that stage? And why the hell didn’t he break something? A leg or a guitar, I don’t mind which although having heard him play, I think I’d prefer the guitar…

Pretentious cunt. Should fit right in with the Bonio cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese