Danny Dyer. A TV mockney shit-geezer who has spent so long hamming up his hars-yer-farver schtick that he no longer knows where the impersonation ends and where Danny Dyer begins.
I’ve never minded a bit of embellished cockney, to tell you the truth. Arthur Daley, Eric Bristow, Babs Windsor – all a bit entertaining. The problem comes when they carry on the whole Apples-and-Pears cuntitude malarkey outside of their day job.
Enter full-time scumcunt Danny Dyer. This cunting could be longer than all of the Dostoevsky novels combined and it would still fail to get to the nub of why I despise this fucker so haughtily. Remember those ‘long play’ films of logs burning, train rides, sleigh rides and so on? I keep trying to find one of a hobnail boot repeatedly stamping on Dyer’s face, but alas, no joy thus far.
The cunt is over and above intolerable. From presenting shit like Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Faeces, starring in the latest London Live Algarve-based gangster caricature cuntery, or just being a plutonium-core salted-bomb of a cunt on Eastenders, this fucking gobshite just never fucking switches off the cunt-meter. Case in point – Friday night’s little turn on the fucking bizarre evening edition of Good Morning Britain (after the Belgium/England game), he played up to the liberal stance by maafing off and giving it large over Brexit, David Cameron, and generally giving it the whole pub-philosopher spiel on all matters associated.
Lapped up by the Guardian set, interestingly. Unclear whether Dyer somehow assuages their guilt for otherwise hating the working class, or whether the hipsters are just being cunts by ‘ironically’ loving a liberal shit-talking stereotype of East end London. Regardless, my piss boils supercritically watching fawning cunts like Piers Morgan or David Mitchell simper over Dyer’s every exaggerated mockney fucking vowel.
Danny Dyer – a bigger cunt you’ll be hard-pressed to find between Waltham Forest to West Ham.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
(He was right about one thing however – Cameron is a tosser)
