That Dalai Lama is a pretentious cunt, in it? Telling us to live spiritual lives and he swans around with that Richard Gere cunt with a gerbil jammed up his arse. Where’s the spirituality in that?

And what’s he got a Noble peace prize for? Prize cunt if you ask me. Also he looks a bit like my uncle Reggie and he is a total cunt. Mrs Cheng at the chippy reckons them Tibetans smell of Yak piss- smelly cunts. And she should know- she’s from Wolverhampton.

The only good thing I can say for those saffron robe cunty types is that they burn themselves.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon