This nomination may spark some debate, as there are a few on here who know music and whose opinions i’m interested in.

Radiohead – and their fans – are cunts. The music press has been brown-nosing Thom and co for years, as have too many of my contemporaries. I generally trust my brother’s taste in music but scoffed when he recently claimed they were one of the most important bands ever’.
I replied, ‘you mean overrated, right?’
I never thought he was too keen on them.
We both in our teens when they arrived on the music scene and every cool cunt decided ‘Creep’ would be a personal anthem. Tortured souls, bless ’em.
Any other band or act mentioned got a grimace and histrionic wail of disgust and disdain.
‘Uggghhh! You like THEM?! Uggghh!’
‘No, i asked what you thought of them.’
‘UGGGHHH!! Wanker!”

It seemed that was how every radiohead of the 90s was. Not sure if older cunters have encounter a similarly afflicted fanbase of bands/groups before or since.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36567863
(Radiohead fans getting into bother – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

What does this mean to you?

Quote – “This update streamlines brand offerings across PC segments to enable and enhance Intel customer communication on each product’s value proposition, while simplifying the purchasing experience for customers.”

Any thoughts?

No?

Basically its yet more marketing business-speak jargon from some corporate PR guy saying that Intel is rebranding its computer processors (CPUs). But rather than just saying “we’re changing our brand names for the first time in almost 30 years…”, this twat has to come out with all the fancy bollocks above, which is totally meaningless to any cunt who doesn’t talk business-bollocks.

Perhaps we should all embrace this way of “communicating” in every day life?. For example:-

Husband – “Due to a major delay between consuming my last intake of nutritional product substances, I need to reach out as I am now in a critical situation of core food depravation and may need to reevaluate the scalability of my next intake by interfacing with the local retail outlet that proffers fish and chips along with a container of mushy peas. Would you like to embrace this ideological restructuring solution and participate in the additional resource scenario?”

Wife – “Nah, fuck that for a game of tiddlywinks. Get me a Maccy D King Deal and make it snappy, innit!”

Why can’t these cunts be honest and just keep it simple and stick to ordinary plain speaking rather than trying to polish an old turd with fancy and highly unimpressive jargon such as this and other “empowering blue sky synergy for logistical solutions and other low hanging scalable fruit by reaching out to the next level for maximum impact”

PR/marketing people really are pretentious cunts, as is their abuse of the English language.

The Register News Link

Nominated by: Technocunt

How come have Jedward not been cunted yet?

Last time I heard of these cunts was several years ago. When they were a very crappy Irish novelty act with shit hair. Nothings and nobodies…

But now they have resurfaced. And are spouting disrespectful shit about the late Queen. One ‘gem’ included them blaming Elizabeth II for what previous English Monarchs had done to the Irish in past centuries. Well, if they want to play that game, we could blame Jedward for all the IRA’s atrocities and murders.

The joke is those two plastic Fenian cream puffs have probably never even been near Ulster, never mind lived or served there. And they still won’t let up, as they thrive on another fifteen minutes of fame and ‘controversy’. These two semtex bummers are now calling for the monarchy to be abolished. For a start, what the fuck have British affairs got to do with two talentless spudfuckers? And the cunts are also sickeningly pro Markle. Well, that tells us all we need to know.

I thought some Irish media gobshite would put their retarded head over the parapet after Her Majesty’s demise. My bets were on Sinead O’ Cuntor, Cuntlin Moran, Bob Geldaft, Gerry Adams and Morrissey. But Jedward?!?? Utter clowns, but I do hope that both get the hatred and retribution they deserve. The cunts.

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Nominated by: Norman

Two articles, same story.

The first is about a load of young girls from the caravan club kicking off inside and out of (surprise, surprise McDonalds) Assaulting people by throwing bottles of drink, abusive, aggressive- general breach of the peace type stuff. They were subsequently ejected by security for the protection of other diners, staff and the premises. Meanwhile, whilst this was going on my wife happened to having lunch in a nearby Thai restaurant with my mates wife, and apparently the male contingent were causing a ruckus in there by generally taking over the place, and some of the associated ‘girls’ who had managed to obtain food from McDonalds before being thrown out were being let in to the Thai restaurant by the charver lads so they could eat thier happy meals in the Thai restaurant- naturally it then started kicking off in there as the owners weren’t too chuffed about it.

Here’s the link to this story:

Kent Online Story #1.

A few days pass, and then we get this story:

Kent Online Story #2.

I really don’t have anything else to add, other than is it any wonder we are becoming a lawless society? Where’s the deterrent to people who cause this and throwing a drink over a pregnant woman is now not an offence?

Back in my day, if you were pulled into a police station for doing things like in the first story you would leave with a few more scuff and bruises than you had before you arrived, after mysteriously ‘falling down the stairs’ at the station whilst in custody.

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

”Christian group blocked from holding conference at Cambridge college”

because its values were “not compatible with the values of the college”,

A college, founded on Christian beliefs and culture now finds those beliefs wrong because the Christian group believes that marriage should be between opposite sexes, amongst other things. Perfectly compatible with the bible, if not Welby, as far as I’m concerned.

But my point is:-

Would these anti Christian woke morons have blocked an Islamic conference?
And how far back do these college ‘values’ go? Who decides what they should be? Where do they come from?

This week. They may change next week, depending on who is vilified on twatter.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble