I would like to nominate the most annoying advert that is really starting to boil my piss to super heated steam levels.

Basically it highlights what cunts Brits on holiday can be, it’s some money grabbing coupon waving cunt, with his fat ugly cunt wife, probably a dog groomer or something and then his cunt kids, the daughter drops her ice cream and the son who looks like he has escaped from someone’s hog roast act like a total wanker.

This is why these cheap holidays are a total nightmare, your stuck in an airport, followed by a plane another airport, followed by a long coach or taxi twice, ride usually stuck with a family of cunts from Newport, Liverpool or fucking Newcastle just to find the cunts are in the next room and decide to stick to you like shit to a blanket for 2 fucking weeks.

Then to ad insult to injury as soon as your back home, the fucking Clopecks are on the phone wanting to meet up and the fucking now exwife has agreed to it, so now your stuck with these cunts wanting to go on a joint holiday, honestly it makes you concider a double barrel in the gob…. Utter cunts

On The Beach Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

I read the other day that, according to the 2021 Census, 3.2% of the population self identify as some sort of LGBTQ+ (etc etc) sexual deviant and freak.

Now , I assume there’s a certain number of people who still have some self respect and don’t want to list their disgusting habits on an official form. So I’ll round it up to 5%. That’s probably a bit generous but that’s the kind of bloke I am…….no need to thank me.

Now, my question is, why are governments , institutions, political parties, the MSM, big corporations and every other cunt so anxious to pander to , and lick the arse of, just 5% of the population? I don’t geddit!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

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So the saviour of the Tory party has joined a long list of political leaders that open their mouths and utter drivel comes out. Tony b liar was exceptional at this particular trait.

Good old Rishi says that young people should be taught maths compulsory up to the age of 18. A fucking daft idea if I ever heard one.

Why? Jean Piaget a child development psychologist, educated teachers 80 years ago with is developmental categories for students learning abilities.

In a nutshell only students who where able to think in the “abstract “ the highest category could learn higher mathematical theory. A grade A at GCSE would be the start of this level. A grade C at the old GCE would be similar.

I taught maths ( second subject to pe) and cite my own training as evidence for this. The exams were dumbed down. A lot.

Anyway back to Piaget , he recognised that some students Will never be able to think ? in the abstract and therefore flogging a dead horse was pointless as some folk will be able to add take away and know a triangle as 3 sides but will never grasp a quadratic equation EVER.

Hence the reason for cunting Rishi s recent sound bite shit. Sounds good! Just not possible.

Teach compulsory maths till 18. Most people have reached their maths zenith by their times tables you Cunt.

Remember you can’t polish at turd ?.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

A huge cunting for the deluded, fuck-nugget that is Sol Campbell.

Now, Sol was a great player in his day, but my word, what a weird, arrogant tosspot he is.

First, when he retired, he blamed fucking racism as the reason he wasn’t made England captain for longer, and not the fact he is an incoherant dunce who couldn’t organise his turds into the pan, never mind a fucking offside trap.

Then, he decided to put on a comedy posh, upper class accent (which made him sound even more retarded than he already does) and tried to become a Tory politician, and run for fucking London mayor; the twat even went on TV and complained about proposals of taxing the rich more, because the reeking tapeworm thought it was ‘unfair’.

Next, he tried to become a football manager, but since he is thick as mince, has no grasp on how to hold a conversation properly, and is generally fucking usless, he was found to be totally inept and out of his depth. But can you guess the reason the this skidmark gives to why he hasn’t succeeded in management? Yep, you guessed it: racisim. Nothing to do with fact you’re a remedial, dribbling coconut Sol.

Well now, Mr. Campbell has decided to take to Twitter, to come up with NINE reason rant why he should have been included on the New Year’s honours list!

What a class act this stray pube is. Seriously, fuck off Sol, you irrelevant, washed-up, deluded, immature cunt.

Daily Fail Link. (Link kindly provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by : Hairy Badger

Albanian immigrants need a cunting again, wasn’t it these cunts who were protesting a month ago because they were so offended by the British ruling system that they draped their rag of a flag over Winstone Churchills stature on poppy day.

If this is the case why oh why do these thieving cunts keep arriving here in droves.

Let’s hope that useless fucker Sunak can actually do something worthwhile this time, instead of the pissing, moaning and tax dodging we are used to from him, and if he does, we can start ridding he country of this vermin today wave of shit immediately.

However the reality of an immigrant kicking out illegal immigrants is unlikely to happen and he will just rattle his briefcase for the next few years..

Daily Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker