The “boomerang smell”

Ann Russell, pronouns she/her helpfully provided by her/them, gives us an explanation of what the boomerang smell is.

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So, all that advertising about scent boosters, best performing washing tabs ever, long lasting freshness up to 14 days was all a load of shite, then?

If only we knew, that no matter what we washed our clothes in, with or for how long and at what temperature, it was all futile, because of the boomerang effect.

So, essentially, you’re saying you’re product is shite, use our new one instead?

Just how stupid do you think we are.
Along with Bud Lite/Dylan Mulvany, Jaguar/bunch of weirdos, I think you’ve just shot yourself in the crotch!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

A double cunting for a pair of grasping, self obsessed cunts. Ms Eddy-Evans, yet another pouting airhead, wearing more makeup than Wes Streeting, and with the inevitable double barrelled surname ( her real name is probably Tracey Smith), threw away her ex-boyfriends hard drive (and I bet that’s the only thing the twat has that was hard) from his computer, which contained the key to his bitcoin fortune. The sound of his computer kept the poor little lass awake, depriving her of her beauty sleep. Or at least that is her excuse.

As for James, he looks in urgent need of that money, if only to buy himself a syrup and a personality. He is threatening to sue Newport council because they refuse to let him dig up a large rubbish dump which has now been grassed over to look for it. He does generously say that he will give 10% of his fortune to make the area “the Las Vagas of Newport” (don’t you threaten us, young man). But a verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on, as Sam Goldwyn would have said.

I suspect all this nonsense will be to no avail. The disk has been buried for nearly a decade now and will no doubt be contaminated and probably corrupted. For all we or he knows that disc might have been buried near something magnetic.

I feel there is more to this story than meets the eye, though fuck knows what it is, these are just a pair of publicity hungry greedy selfish bastards.

I just thought I’d mention it. Makes a change from Rachel from accounts who wants to be an economist when she grows up.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

The Sex Pistols are cunts.

Well, three of them are anyway.

The Pistols have re-formed yet again. Only this time it’s Steve Jones, Paul Cook and Glen Matlock with some cunt called Frank Carter as singer. It appears that the ‘other three’ are trying to take over the band and make it ‘theirs’ as they deliberately snub John Lydon.

Lyson was the Sex Pistols for fuck’s sake. Jones and Cook selling their arses to Disney and that ridiculous fabricated Pistols biopic was bad enough. But playing the entire ‘Bollocks album with some other cunt singing it? That really is ripping the piss. Will this Carter bloke have the passion, the fire, the fury or the wit of Lydon? I doubt it very much.

If they did a new band, with a new approach – like Joy Division becoming New Order after Ian Curtis (RIP) died – then I’d have more respect for them But, just like that bastardised Disney shite, these cunts are cashing in on the Pistols ‘brand’. Because that’s what they’ve become. And – the worst thing is this Frank Carter is an Ed Sheercunt look-alike. It’s established that Jones and Cook are cunts. And the behaviour of Matlock doesn’t surprise me either. After all, he took part in the musical crime that was a Faces ‘reunion’, with that complete twat Mick Hucknall on vocals .

I dare say John will have something to say about this, and I don’t blame him.
Because, now the Sex Pistols really are rotten.

Rock News.

Nominated by : Norman

The myth that Donald Trump is a racist and refuses to condemn racist organisations.

As with all things where the left is concerned, as soon as they decide something is the truth, they’ll never let facts get in their way.

Well take a few minutes to watch the video and then make your mind up about this assertion that is continuously levelled at the man by his leftist opponents and the MSM:

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Whatever you may or may not think or feel about Trump, to continue to adhere to the myth that those on the left are honest, decent, humane people, and are not in any way guilty themselves of the mud they sling at their opponents makes you either a moron, or wilfully ignorant of reality.

And as a ryder to this nom, the scenes attending the pro-Palestine protests this weekend, Remembrance weekend, which the left wing mayor of London and our left wing government not only refuse to shut-down, but actively encourage, and on the back of the pogrom perpetrated against Jews by Mudslime N*zis in the Netherlands, is a despicable display of actual racism and outright ee-vil that in any normal moral society would forever silence any slurs of racism these foul leftist hypocrites want to chuck at anyone else.

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

Post in thread ‘Labour foreign agricultural aid’ The Farming Forum.

So what the fuck are those cunts in the labour party trying to do to the country, it seems they are on a mission to the fuck up the very people they are supposed to support.
Farmers are getting fucked in the arse by labour all while they spunk millions up the wall for farmers abroad, that’s a major kick in the bollocks for the whole country.

Fucking hell, bring back Sunak, who would have thought Queer Charmer would be so much worse for the country, that’s just the tip of the iceburg, things are going to get much worse…… Cunts of the highest order

Thank god I didn’t vote for these useless cunts

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Seconded by : Benito Cuntolini

A Manure and slurry soaked cunting for Labour Development Minister Analease Dodds, her of the gurning mush and ironing board body. This utterly brainless haridan has decided it is a good idea to shell out the taxpayers hard earned moola to the tune of 70 million in farming subsidies to the usual grasping leeches that make up our Third World neighbours. As is standard for these grifters, the President of Um Bongo will soon be flying high in one of his many newly purchased Lear Jets at the expense of you and I. The Labour Party appears to be stuffed with naive, intellectually challenged twerps who discuss ideas to waste our money over a glass of fizz and a canope. Wankers. (Wonder what our farmers think?)