Big brave Peter. Yes Peter attempted to make a citizen’s arrest on Mugabe and got a slap from his bodyguards. Yes , he went to Moscow and got battered before the coppers rescued him.

Yes he went into a Church of England service and started screaming about gay rights before the coppers turned up. Oh what a fucking hero.

I might have some respect for this bender when he goes into a Mosque and starts shouting the odds. Ain’t gonna happen is it? …….because he’ll get his fucking head cut off. Those cunts don’t fuck about, we all know that. Fuck off back to Australia you wanker and shut the fuck up while you’re doing it.

Sky news

Nominated by Freddie the Frog.

 
A Blue ribbon cunting please for one of the three “Conservative” (?) London Mayoral Candidates. Can this quivering heap of Remaner jelly be the best even Sunak can offer?. He, like Khant, is a great self publicist, and just to prove how low he will go he started grizzling when he was talking about his late mum a few days ago:

What a load of self indulgent bullshit!

Perhaps the idea of a Pakistani Bambi figure will tickle the teardrops of some Londoners, but there is something very unseemly in crying for the cameras. If he is selected (and I BET he is), you can just imagine the hysterics when he looses. He will have Mrs May playing the violin for him.

No flowers, by request.

Standard

Nominated by W C Boggs.

 
is a cunt, isn’t he?

What can you do if you’re too old, too boring, and too untalented to play James Bond.

Claim, “wayy-ciistm”.

The name’s Dull. Terribly dull. Licensed to play the race card.

Stick to shitty adverts for Sky, you chippy, Jack-of-no-trades cunt.

Guardian

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

I don’t know if any fucker has had a go at this yet, but:-

”Prince William: Young royals ‘will definitely be exposed’ to homelessness”

Fuck me. Then there’s:-

“They [will] grow up knowing that actually, do you know what, some of us are very fortunate, some of us need a little bit of a helping hand, some of us need to do a bit more where we can to help others improve their lives.”

Help other improve their lives. Well here’s a suggestion you halfwitted chinless baldy cunt —

Open up the few dozen fully staffed and heated palaces you and your inbred bunch of parasites occupy. (Occasionally)

He also talks about the ‘school run’ as if he was dropping the fuckers off on his way to some hard graft instead of it being a fully staffed security fucking circus organised by the nannies.

I dont know which of the half witted half brothers is the biggest cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.