Music Is Officially Dead
( to Gen-Z )
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15 second, sped-up snippets of songs.
I`ll repeat that: 15 second, sped-up snippets of songs.
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that music
Used to make me smile
…
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
I have nothing else to say, except Look What They Did to My Song, Ma.
Nominated by : Sam Beau
County of Norfolk flag, would they allow this? C.A.
In the small village of Claxton, Norfolk (pop. 300) some of the communidy are appalled that the national flag should be raised next to the village hall. This is because our country’s standard can be seen as “divisive” and “nationalistic” or “anti-immigrant”. By whom? The media are rather quiet on this. The assumption is that the complainants are residents of Claxton, who feel* that showing the national flag might put off people who would otherwise want to live there – almost certainly code for immigrants.
Couple of points there: at last we have a solution to the boat problem. Simply erect a huge UJ in the middle of the Channel, and hey presto, no more immo misery! And I search my meagre recollection of history in vain to find anyone unwilling to invade/resettle these islands since ( and including) the Glorious Revolution because we had a nasty flag.
Unanswered is the burning question: why anyone living in idyllic and still mostly British rural Norfolk (bar the odd Kurdish kebabista) would even want to encourage the type of shitbrained cunt who thinks our national flag is a symbol of racism?
(Choice of source was a bit limited because the meeja handled this one with a pair of Teflon tongs, or put it behind a paywall)
*”Feel”: The use of this word was adapted by Miranda Blair as an infinitely flexible substitute for “know”, requiring as it does no confirmatory data.
Nominated by Komodo.
I haven’t contributed to this forum for some while although a regular reader. I kind of thought I would let the world drift by rather than comment on the many injustices and irritations we see before us. After all too much negativity isn’t good for one’s health.
Even when the tories were finally put out of their misery I thought no, give the new lot a chance. Yet after just a month we can see where our once blessed country is heading.
Everything many of us suspected has happened or is in the pipeline. Two-tier Starmer blaming one side for the riotous behaviour on our streets. Stating he would protect the Muslim community. What about the rest of us? What about the white folk who were beaten to a pulp as gangs of islamists roamed the streets to seek revenge? Fast justice for them too? Not a chance.
Even handed law and order? You’re joking. BLM and Pro-Palestine protesters allowed to do as they please with race-baiting chants and banners. The PM and Deputy PM taking the knee.
Detention camps closed. Hotels emptied. Immigrants to be dispersed into towns and villages and given social housing of which there is already a massive shortage.
Record numbers crossing the channel.
Not content with this, Gobshite Rayner also plans to concrete over the countryside and to turn every community into the sort of council estate nightmare she and her offspring were brought up in. Naturally, she took the opportunity to buy and then sell her council property as soon as she could at a decent profit. On an MP’s and now a minister’s salary she could afford to move on.
Wes “dainty” Streeting immediately caves into the junior doctors awarding them 10 times inflation. A whopping 22%. Naturally, all the other public workers and unions will regard this as a special case and show restraint with their own demands for higher pay. Like hell they will. Brace yourself for a winter of discontent #2 and inflation rising again. GPs going on strike for the first time ever.
All but the poorest pensioners robbed of their winter fuel allowance by Rachel “Ruthless” Reeves. Well, the tories get most of the grey vote anyway. Easy target.
Ed “Mad” Milliband pressing ahead with net zero oblivious to the fact that it is impossible to achieve. Sales of EVs are dropping because people don’t want them but soon car manufacturers will be fined hugely for every petrol car they sell as a result of government policy. The extension to 2035 has been reversed to 2030. Even the EU is retreating from these targets. A lot of Eastern England will disappear under giant pylons to carry renewable power – to London and the South East of course.
And despite their election promise not to increase taxes they will find a way (stealthily) to do so. Labour always do. And to put us into deeper debt.
We had the Olympics to cheer us up didn’t we? Especially the “men” who successfully beat up the women in the boxing. The World Games had the sense to ban these freaks who were supposedly born female with XY chromosomes. We can now look forward to “men” winning many more female events in future. Labour seem to support this trend.
Things can only get better.
Really?
Ps. Sorry there is no appropriate link for this general observation.
Nominated by Lord Helpus, link provided by Sam Beau.
Part Deux
This time, the BBC has given them the perfect excuse as to why four year old Deontay/Lilyblossom still pisses and shits his/her pants, and has no idea what a toilet is used for.
You see, they were born around the time of the lock downs!
Well, that explains everything.
“I had a baby during the Covid lock down, and therefore I can’t toilet train my four year old”
Oh, do fuck off, if you bought that I’ve a bridge I’d like to sell you.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Yes – it;s that spineless man again, the man who always “had a plan” (his dad was a toolmaker you know), even though we always knew he didn’t even have a clue.
It was announced on Sunday (August 25th) that on Tuesday (August 27th) the oleaginous old cunt will announce “things will get worse before they get better”. It is all the Conservatives fault, of course. Even the recent riots, which occurred after the Conservatives left office, was the Conservatives fault. What does the old fuckwit use for a brain?. He has allowed that worn out drunken old whore Sue Gray to assume the mantle of Marcia Williams (Lady Faulkender, remember?) giving Downing Street passes to kweer peer Lord Alli, who in turn gave her son, Labour M.P Liam Conlon £10,000 as a donation (well he seems like a nice boy to the nancy Paki), she controls who Rodders sees, and it is clear half the Labour party are scared of the gin sodden old skank. I wonder if old Rodders had to fuck her rancid old cunt to get her to be on his side, just as he probably arsefucked Mandy and Blair. I hope he still had Mandy’s shit on his knob when he fucked her – It couldn’t have been his brain that impressed them. The free speech hating Starmer must be the dicktator with the magic dick.
Of course things will get worse when he has gimmigrant friendly PixieBalls as Home Secretary, the Bank of England’s char woman Rachel Reeves as Chancellor and most ruinous of all, old Kosher millionaire son Ed Miliband bankrupting virtually all of us with his preposterous “net zero” in just over 5 years horseshit.. Even he might have to give up one of his two kitchens. A pity nine years ago they didn’t bury him under his Ed Stone in Hastings.
Of course things will get worse – and they will never get better while this shitstain and his cowardly bunch of arselickers remain in power:
Nominated by W. C. Boggs.
Seconded by Ron Knee below.
*Deadline 27th August 2024*
Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting on today’s major statement by PM ‘Two Tier’ Keir Stalin.
The PM gloomily announced earlier that there will be ‘painful’ decisions to be revealed in the government’s autumn financial statement. ‘Things are worse than we ever imagined’, whined Sir Stasi, ‘the Tories hid how bad things were’. Oh do fuck off; we all know that this is Labourspeak for ‘we want more of your money’.
Apparently, there will be no rise in income tax, national insurance or VAT. But then again, before the election Sir Keir taunted the Tories about them planning to get rid of the winter fuel allowance, and then Labour did precisely that.
Look at it this way. Somebody’s got to pay for all those juicy pay rises for train drivers and junior doctors, and all the other demands no doubt in the pipeline. Let’s not forget the £20 billion+ kitty for net zero ‘initiatives’ at home and abroad. And naturally, MPs have to get help for heating costs, food and drink costs in the Commons and the like. Don’t forget the bill for all the illegals flooding in.
So who’s going to bear the brunt? Well it’ll be ‘those with the broadest shoulders’. I suppose this means if you’re on benefits you’ll probably do okay. If you’re very rich, your accountants will no doubt have all the tax avoidance angles covered. Damn. Guess those ‘hard working families’ so beloved by politicians will be feeling the pinch again.
Who knows what ‘Two Tier’ and his glove puppet Rachel ‘Thievin’ Reeves will pull out of their arses come October? Raids on inheritance and capital gains? Hikes in duty on fuel, fags and booze yet again? A ‘holiday’ levy on your flight abroad? Just get ready for the likes of these, and some as yet to be dreamed up ‘stealth’ taxes.
Things, it seems, are going to get worse ‘in the short term’, so tighten your belts. And there was me thinking that things could only get better. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio.
