Now that the old matrons of America – Hillary Clinton and Nancy Palosi have embraced their inner Harris, old Joe gave his farewell speech yesterday and said “America – I have given you my best.
Fuck knows what his worst would have been like?
The poor old cunt, and he never even got to meet our wonderful new young King – George Vl .Lol C.A.
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A cunting for the United States Secret Service.
With the crowning of Queen Kamala, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump has been relegated to the back pages. The powers that be and their allies in the MSM want you to forget it ever happened.
There are however some people still asking questions.
What caused the admitted “catastrophic failure?” Was it incompetence? A lack of resources? DEI? Or as is being suggested by some, something much darker?
We may never know the answer. However, we have been assured that the USSS takes the matter very seriously and has taken all the appropriate steps to make sure this never happens again. They are after all…Professionals
Yeah right!
At a recent campaign / rap concert / worship event for Kamala Obama, the highly professional agents for the Secret Service felt the call of nature. Hey we all do. And after all they’re only human.
So what did these icons of integrity do? Being Professionals they did what every Sworn Law Enforcement Officer would do. They found a business that was closed…taped over the security camera…picked the lock…gained access and proceeded to avail themselves of the facilities. Some press reports say they invited anyone else (law enforcement or otherwise) who felt the call to do the same.
After initially denying the reports they were forced to admit it and then apologize when security footage from a camera revealed their actions. It is unclear if they didn’t tape the first camera up completely or were viewed from a different, presumably un-taped camera.
OK…no harm…no foul.
Meanwhile at an Orange Hitler rally, a female agent felt the call of nature in another way. She (along with 2 of here relatives who did not have security clearance to be there) left her post without permission and accessed a secure facility (where the 2 family members were also not cleared to be) and then proceeded to breastfeed her newborn.
So to answer the questions:
Is it incompetence? Yes.
Is it lack of resources…or in this case facilities? Yes.
Is it DEI? Yes.
Is it something much darker? You tell me.
We have a long way to go until the November Election. And with the grossly incompetent US Secret Service on guard, I fear there will be another assassination attempt.
Anyone care to lay odds on who?
As the old timers in the States used to say…6…2…and even it’s Donald Trump.
Nominated by General Cuntster.
It seems some on-line shit stirring resulted in our summer of riots. There were probably a few BNP type nutters involved, but it mainly seems to be local yobs. However, the narrative is Far Right. Got it? Far Right.
Except when you see local reports of who has been arrested – namely, local yobs.
A lot of kids. Fucking looters. And on the quiet a fair few of the Peaceful persuasion . Are we to believe these cunts are an organised threat? Well thats the narrative. The facts however do not back this up.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
So says London Mayor Sadiq Khan, he of the Concorde nose and shortarse and Napoleon personality. So, too does comic pseudo Commies like Kweer Charmer and Yvette Sugartits Cooper (she of the head of an onion and body of a garden gnome, as somebody so rightfully put it the other day.
OK these people are terrible clever as well as being totally pure, so let’s accept what they say, while at the same time perusing news stories as they appear at 1030 hours on MOnday August 12th.
Right – let’s start with the BBC:
Valdo Calocane: Doctor warned Nottingham attacker ‘could kill’
Valdo Calocane: Doctor warned Nottingham attacker ‘could kill’
The concern that Valdo Calocane could “end up killing someone” appears in a summary of medical records shared wi…
Oh dear – a fliuke. Let’s try the Standard, now trying to be a free Daily Mirror:
Four stabbed in east London after men ‘try to enter restaurant with knife’
Four stabbed in east London after men ‘try to enter restaurant with knife’
Lydia Chantler-Hicks
One man was taken to a major trauma centre where he remained on Sunday
Come on Stanard, there m ust be SOME good news?:
Man punched pensioner after being asked to stop smoking on Elizabeth Line train
Man punched pensioner after being asked to stop smoking on Elizabeth Lin…
Josh Salisbury
Detectives release CCTV image of man after pensioner left with black eye in train attack
(To be fair this incident happened on July 20th but the police have issued the request for help on 12/8/24
Not looking good is it?. Never mind – let’s try again. Let’s drop in to the local paper of Health Secretary Wes Streeting – in his lavender and lace world, surely all must be gaiety, sweetness and light?:
Search for ‘violent’ runaway patient who is risk to women
Search for ‘violent’ runaway patient who is risk to women
The Metropolitan Police has launched an appeal to find a potentially violent Ilford medical patient who ran away…
Is diversity really our strength, or our weakness and our downfall?. I wonder if Wes and Kweer ever mince round London incognito. If they do, I assume their response, if they saw the real world would be like Simon Cooper’s was in the In-Betweeners film@ “I think I’ve shit myself.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs, link by C.A.
What is it, how can it be defined, why do we need it.
Answer, it’s bollocks, doesn’t need defining and we don’t fucking need it.
In Labour land however it’s going to happen and any criticism of Islam or hint of extremism will be Islamophobic, the link below is from the free speech union but references an article in the telegraph.
It won’t be long before 9 year old white girls will be forced to marry 50 year old Muslim men (well it is their culture which must be protected 😂)
In the real world according to the MI5 website
‘ Islamist terrorism is the most significant terrorist threat to the UK by volume’
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