David Lammy (18)

Is an absolute cunt.

This good for nothing bastard has suspended 30 arms export licenses to Israel.

Anyone can see straight through this for the terrorist appeasing gesture that it is, just to keep Muslim voters onside. Next up we’ll all be paying compensation to Hamas in our taxes.

Lammy is an imbecilic foreign twat who belongs in Guyana, or stuck on a spike on Londonistan bridge.

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Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

Symbiosexuality


jesus h christ

They’ve dreamt up another one ..

Just now, a new word appeared to me on Google’s ‘trending headlines’.

(You know that ‘feature’ y’switch off to keep the cretin-level headlines hidden, but it auto-switches back to ‘on’ after a month of being off, the arrogant bastards?)

Anyhoo. ‘What’s this bullshit, now 🙄?’ led to a gander.

‘Gaining traction globally’ declares the first headline.

‘New identity everyones talking about’ sez the next …

‘What you need to know’ is the following one’s angle.

Offerings 4,5,6,7 all use the phrase ‘new phenomenon’

And the 8th , whilst still using ‘new phenomenon’ goes on to say ‘forcing experts to reassess the nature of human attraction”

Number 9 plain straight out asked “Are YOU symbiosexual?”

10th? : ‘Emerging sexual identity taking the internet by storm’ & ‘Redefining human relationships’

I’m not even going to approach the pathetic nature of the fucking thing, – nor the folk that perpetuate this needy shit endlessly – IN the nom(plenty of space to do that when it comes around) .. but ye might as well get the gist of it now, cunters, .. it looks like we’re going to have to put up with it for the foreseeable… Google (somewhat forcibly)says so!

Economic Times.

Picked one at random (what’s it got to do with an Economics led site, anyways?) They’re all much of a muchness, I’m sure. A whole lot of copy & paste most likely.

Nominated by : CuntemAll

I nominate Wales

No, not the ginger wanker married to the attention whore, the country.

If ever there was a more God forsken country, it must be somewhere in the middle east.

There is literally nothing good about it, apart from the M4, so you can get out, sharpish.

My experts the place was fields, rain, sheep and extreme anti-Englishness.

Granted, they’re half decent with the egg-ball, but really, is that it? Even the Jocks can make decent alcohol.

Maybe they do. Never got to find out. An English accent in a North Wales pub?

I was instantly covered in gob and sputum. At first I thought he was refusing to serve me, then I realised he was merely talking to me.

Nevertheless, put me right off. That, and the one-eyed, three fingered barmaid with a tail.

Fuck me, I’ve been in some rough pubs. I mean, I even been to Bradford, but that pales into insignificance to that shit hole.

Here’s the link, boys, there’s lovely for you, isn’t it?

Cunts.

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Nominated by Termujin.

Out of Order

The new woke/PC correct future of quiz shows.

I stumbled across this crock of shite whilst channel hopping tonight (2nd September) on UK comedy channel.

Here is a quick flavour:

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Hosted by that Rosie Jones, who quite frankly is really in the wrong job. A comedian who takes 10 minutes to blurt a punchline out of any joke, or no one can understand really loses the point of being a comedian. It’s almost like she chose this career, so she can be permanently offended by people who criticise her. Forgive me, I don’t dislike Rosie Jones because of her disabilities. I dislike her because I simply don’t find her funny. In the same way I don’t find Lenny Henry funny- not because he’s blick…he just isn’t funny (to me anyway)

Jones has the rent-a-mob on board with this pile of crap…Katherine Ryan, that blind comedian bloke (in the episode tonight) et al. The episode I saw was cringe inducing…..Rosie trying to be witty during rounds was awkward, as you could see on the ‘celebs’ faces they were thinking the same.

All the ‘contestants’ are either gay, trans or whatever and you may note they also have their preferred pronouns on their name cards…..what the fuck?

Anyhow…..this is what those under 40 consider funny now. I am not, and I don’t.

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

James Corden (14)

At one time I happily thought we’d seen the last of this charmless fat cunt on this side of the pond after he fucked off Stateside.

Sadly it was not to be. After polluting the airwaves over there for a number of years (inc. that infamous, cringeworthy episode of royal backside sniffing with Has been), the unfunny, obnoxious twat is now back in the UK, where he’s currently filming ‘Gavin and Stacey’ again.

The good news is that it’s apparently going to be the last episode ever. The bad news is that it’s going to be a ‘Christmas special’.

I can barely control my apathy, and won’t be cancelling all other engagements in a fever of anticipation.

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Nominated by Ron Knee seconded by Termujin.

I was really hoping when the fat, gay twat did a parachute jump with Tom Cruise that either the plane would crash or the fat spaz would just crater into the ground at terminal velocity.

Hoy fucking gay is he? Does his diet just consist of soya and estrogen?

Fucking embarrassment.

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