A New Balls Please, 15 love cunting for the queen (she thinks) of the tennis court Ms Raducanu.

A publicity hungry victim. She loses a match – some nasty man in the audience was leering at her. She loses another match – she wasn’t feeling frightfully well, she loses another match – her trainer forgot to put her jockstrap on her. Another loss – injury this time.

When she wins it is all teeth and tonsils. When she loses it is illness, injury or some malfunction of the weather. She has been through almost as many coaches as Dirty Ange has ben through dicks. Call the doctor again – she is a little wan:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Good news. From tomorrow we’ll be back to two noms per day for a while. Thank you for the recent uptick in nominations. Keep it up – NA.

A cunting required for the scourge of unfunny comedians these days, there isn’t a link due to this being of my opinion [twisted as it is].

Red nose week coming up, where the unfunniest so called comedians try to separate us from our cash, it will be like watching cars rust. Then there are unfunny cunts like Rosie Jones, Amy Schumer and the unfunniest cunt of them all Katherine fucking Ryan, who the fuck wants to see her and her family making cunts of themselves, they all seem to need to bring in the family these days, must be for comedic support [god knows they need it], then there are new comedy shows like —The Last one to laugh—- I strongly suspect the last one to laugh will be me, the couple who recently got divorced [ funniest thing they ever did in my opinion], cunts one and all.

The list of these fuckers is endless, ugly bespeckled lesbians, tikkitackies with wonky eyes, that fuck monkey with lots of teeth not fucking funny on any level. Good comedians too scared to say something funny to avoid the dole queue, when exactly did this country get to this state?

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Nominated by Fuglyucker

In January 2024, Max Dixon (16) and his mate, 15 year old Mason Bist popped out to get pizza.

They were mistaken for rival gang members and attacked by four thugs using machetes. The attack lasted just 33 seconds.

Sadly, despite the best efforts, both boys died the following day.

Westcott, 17, expressed remorse in court as did Anthony Snook, Riley Tolliver and 2 other under 16 year olds. All got life, with lengthy minimum terms.

This is an all too familiar story, so why am I singling out Kodi-Shai Wectcott for a cunting?

Because whilst he was in Youth Detention, he videod a rap song that referred to “the 33”, the number of seconds the attack took.
Also these lyrics.

“Yeah, I’m 13s and bopping,
Where’s he, he’s up in his coffin”

Does that sound like remorse to you?

Bring back the death penalty!
Take a life, lose yours.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Gary Lineker is still a cunt.

Now, we all know that he is the woke smear of smarm that we all love to hate.

However, this latest cunting is nothing to do with his migrant bum licking, LGBTQ lectures and anti-Brexit bollocks.

This nom is about Lineker being a petulant cunt who has no respect for his betters.

When Lineker was at Barcelona. The great Johann Cruyff told him to play on the wing. Gary, of course, didn’t like it. And he threw a tantrum. As long time students of the game will know, Lineker was not into doing hard graft on the pitch or mucking in. He was a goal hanger., and helping out his manager or his team mates was alien to him. Gary once told his England captain, Bryan Robson that he ‘didn’t tackle’ or ‘work outside the box’. Robbo should have battered him.

Anyway, the disrespectful little shit basically refused to do what Cruyff wanted him to do. Lineker couldn’t even come near Johann. He wasn’t fit to clean out the Dutch Master’s ashtray, never mind clean his boots.

Needless to say, the Match of the Day boys club and Gary’s toadies – Shearer nd Richards – lapped up Gary’s tale of ‘rebellion’ with their usual sycophancy.

But, to me is just shows that Lineker is and always will be a premier cunt.

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Nominated by : Norman

The left have a new hero, the bastard offspring of Brian Harvey and Will young.

This multi millionaire ex-citi bank trader now working class messiah has all the answers to our debt problems.

The magical wealth tax that claims it will garner 450 million a week, about as believable as Boris’s brexit NHS bus claims..

This scruffy twat is the founder of the patriotic millionaires UK group who want to tax the rich, but don’t seem aware you can donate to the government through the reduction of national debt website..

These are the figures from the last two years.
During 2023-2024, the account received £698,687 of donations and bequests and in 2022-2023: £47,249.

Well that made a dent..

Gary who has a YouTube channel and probably a book soon to come out was on question time and the bought and paid for audience lapped it up..

So meet the financial equivalent of greta thundercat, a do as I say not what I do kinda guy..

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Ps if anyone wants to contribute more to Rodney’s Islamic paradise feel free..

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Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt