Clearly the old reverend feels he has not been getting enough attention lately, with younger pansies like Streeting and Kyle grabbing all the headlines, so the grubby vicar, he of the taty blue underpants and “gay” dating sites, tell us a sad tale of how, as an “innocent”(?) 16 year old he was propositioned by a theatre director (surely not!), and it was such an unwelcome shock, he went on seeing him time and time again, and even conducted the desperate old buggers funeral. He also advises that he has been taken advantage of by at least 5 other MPs since his sordid career started in politics.
All I can say is that I didn’t know there were five blind MPs in Parliament. But seriously, poofters in Parliament, all looking for a safe seat, no dount.
Bryant really does have a vivid imagination – do you think he might have been a solicitor as well?.
Chris really must have something special – they don’t call him Big Dick for nothing – no, he has to bribe them.
Nominated by W.C. Boggs.