Has the Home Office been cunted recently?
The Home Office has been ‘unfit for purpose’ for at least 20 years, and probably more. During the Blair/Brown good old days it classified asylum seekers and economic migrants as skilled workers to fiddle the figures. We were deluged with scum.
It cant organise deportations or account for how many applicants are listed or where they are. Detainees who are scheduled for deportation spend months and years in holding centres due to organisational incompetence.
And now we have the ‘Windrush’ fuck up. People from the Caribbean invited in to work 50 or more years ago are being targeted by this collection of cunts. They cant do anything about the 3rd world scum arriving daily so they pick on people who are here perfectly legally. Probably because it is easier to pick on Winston and his family than Mohammed and his harem.
The Home Office, run by cunts, staffed by cunts and headed up by a succession of cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

I have great hopes for the future of our nation when I see brain dead morons of a certain age wandering down the street wearing headphones.

The other day I was driving along minding my own business when some idiot in cans walked straight out in front of me. I slammed the brakes on and leant on the horn and managed to miss him – but he was totally oblivious to his surroundings and leaning on the horn was a complete waste of time. Now I like a bit of Led Zep at full volume, but I’ve got more sense than to cross the street wearing cans.

And how about those cans? Personally I use earphones with my iPod – when not walking down the street or crossing the road – but what’s it with these fucking great cans? I asked a snowflake what it was all about. Apparently it’s a fashion statement. When you pay £300 for a set of cans (what sort of cunt pays £300 for headphones anyway ???) you need to be seen to be wearing them. So that people know you’re important. And cool. And presumably financially as well as mentally challenged.

So next time you’re riding down the street on your £2,000 carbon fibre bike, remember to plug your £1,000 iPhone in to your £300 cans so people will know just how cool you are when they scrape your remains off the road.

Yes, I am greatly optimistic about the future of this country – because with luck we’ll finish off a few of the feckless brain dead fuckers before they can do too much damage! Or reproduce.

Cunts in cans. Darwin would be proud…

Nominated by Dioclese

Someone close to me was recently diagnosed with breast cancer. She noticed a tiny lump in her breast smaller than a pea. It turned out to be a very aggressive form and she underwent a year of chemo and has had a double mastectomy. She’s a hero and I admire her for her strength through the ordeal.

What all woman know is if you have tits they can kill you ! You need to take some responsibility for your health and if you are over weight, drink excessively, smoke, or don’t check your tits or nuts you increase your chances of dying early.

I have always disagreed with statements such as ‘binge drinking kills x amount of people per year’. If we are all destined to die it’s not the drinking that killed you. It merely brought on an early death.

All these woman who are now on the outrage warpath because they didn’t receive a letter reminding them to go have their tits checked, are fucking irresponsible blame shifters. How fucking stupid do you have to be that by the time you reach about 70 years old you can’t rmember to go for a check up every few years !

Fuck ! Now some of their families want someone to pay. We already paid our taxes so the stupid cow could receive expensive treatment because she was too lazy or stupid to cop a feel for herself and go to the doctor if she felt something abnormal. They also want us to pay for a new flat screen TV, a car, a few holidays and a holiday home by the beach.

It’s a bit like those Windrush cunts ! 40+ fucking years they had to sort out some sort of document to prove they are here legally. But no ! Eating fucking cheekin was more important for the useless layabout cunts. Not only do a lot of them milk the system for every ounce of flesh they can, they also want financial compensation because they turned out to be useless, lazy and irresponsible cunts.

Evert time I watch the news and I hear someone say ‘it’s the governments fault’ I literally want to reach into the screen and throttle the cunts. Take some responsibility for yourself or you might die early !

Nominated by, Cunt Vader

Fuck these snowflake cunts. Bunch of shitheads are fine with the Chinese President visiting (A man who recently declared himself President for life, and who regularly locks up political opponents) but are horrified at the prospect of a Democratically elected President, voted in by ordinary Americans, visiting that Countries closest ally. You couldn’t make it up. I think a lot of this nonsense has to do with the power of fashion and the need for people to conform to whatever fashionable opinion is currently in trend. That’s why you get pea brain cunts like Gary Lineker, Lily Allen and other celebricunts at these protests. They see it as a way to display their virtue without having to do anything.

It’s very fashionable these days to be pro-LGBTGEVJHDHBD, pro-immigrant, equality etc etc Trump couldn’t give a fuck about these things. And since the snowflakes hate anyone who dares disagree with them they’ll protest his visit. Shitheads.

Another thing is just how thick these protesters are. Rebel media interviewed a few of the participants at the last protests and they could barely string a sentence together, let alone provide a justification for their opposition to Trump.

Btw, I was very close to nominating Owen Jones (Of course, he’s organizing the protest) for a second time in one week but I’ll leave that to a fellow cunter.

Nominated by An Irish cunt

Sorry – more I have to get off my chest. The mainstream media are in frothing, frenzied masturbatory frenzy over the Windrush issue. Yes it is bad that documents were not preserved and the Home Office deserve a good kicking.

But this is a consequence of the uncontrolled immigration that is drowning the country and has been since that twat Blair and his useless sidekicks Straw and Blunkett opened up our borders to unlimited immigration. OF COURSE THERE IS GOING TO BE A BACKLASH – WHAT DID THEY EXPECT??? And in pursuing the policy they did, they’ve put race relations back decades. Well done you useless bastards.

And now the MSM have piled in, drowning in self-loathing and chastising every white listener and non-listener in the country. Via a megaphone they are branding every White Briton a filthy, Nazi-sympathising racists. Those guilty among others: Iain Dale, Sheilah Fogherty, James ‘the prick o’Broin (naturally), a twat called Nick Abbott who does a graveyard slot on Friday and Saturday nights for sad lonely men and widows who don’t have a life (and neither does he presumably which is why he is on then).

ENOUGH YOU PEOPLE – SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Nominated by, Ben Philips