Paddington Bear is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

Having been forced to sit through both Paddington Bear films, I feel compelled to cunt the little bastard.

During his stay in London, he works hard at destroying the evil menace, (bedsheet-clad Peacefuls who wants to destroy society), while fighting the injustice of the great Brexit betrayal and the Fourth Reich’s diluting of Britain’s freedom and independence.

Naa, only joking. The only evil in both films are Caucasian, middle-aged males, those utter, privileged, white-skinned demons.

Wait though, Ethnics are represented throughout. There’s the dark girl who kindly gives him a lift whilst cycling through their neighbourhood; there’s the female, Asian barrister; the happy Italian barber who’s ever-charming and no doubt pays all his tax; the cheery black Dustbin man who’s eagerly revising for exams; and who could ignore the conscientious, generous-of-spirit, Indian doctor. How dreary.

London is litter-free, everybody lives in four-story, staccato houses and this bear is an inoffensive, little scamp who just means well. No. He’s a bloody scrounger who lives the life of riley, constantly sponging off the myopic family who must feed the greedy, little cunt’s marmalade fix.

Paddington Bear is a deceptive, cloying, jobless, freeloading jam junkie.

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

A cunting for the wankfaced, greedy, shit-for-brained TV execs who top and tail every segment of primetime TV shows with “Proudly Sponsored By”.

It’s bad enough that we have to watch the shite that passes for REAL adverts these days but 2 x 15 second slots during EVERY commercial break in the programme are taken up with these inane “mini ads”. What next? ” ‘Proudly sponsored by [Cunt A]’ is proudly sponsored by [Cunt B]”?

The only one I’d like to see would be “Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Proudly sponsored by DrinkAware”

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet

I really need to cunt transgenders.
I’ve had enough of their bullying and authoritarian attitude to anyone that disagrees in any way with their delusions.

There are only 2 genders.
Males produce sperm and females produce eggs.
You are the gender that you were born as, and your gender CANNOT be changed.
THAT’S IT.
SCIENCE.
REALITY.
FULL STOP.

Just coz you have a delusional obsession with being something that you’re not, doesn’t make it true and doesn’t mean that you can change nature.
If someone is crazy do you change the laws of nature and physics to fit with the lunatics delusions or do you treat the lunatic with psychiatric treatment?
Well these days you throw all science, knowledge and reason in the bin, scrap thousands of years of history and pander to some fucking weirdo just coz they’ve got a louder voice than everyone else.

If you’d asked me a year ago about transbenders I’d have said fair play to them. If a geezer wants to put on a dress and a wig and change his name to Susan that’s no skin off my nose. Live and let live.
Unfortunately these mentally retarded cunts don’t feel the same way. They bully and persecute anyone that doesn’t immediately fall into line with their delusion.
Now they want access to women’s areas and soon it’ll be women’s changing rooms etc…
They’ve crossed the line.
The cunts have pushed and pushed but now they’ve pushed too far.

Now the transbenders are trying to get ’em young and brainwash kids while still in first school. A typical lefty strategy.
Unfortunately they haven’t considered the fact that they’re a bunch of cunts, and if everyone in society was like them then the world would be a really, really fucked up place.

They’re going to create a whole generation of seriously fucked up people and the suicide rates amongst that generation are going to be through the roof.
All coz some lefties decided to conduct a social experiment despite all evidence clearly indicating that transweirdos are depressed, suicidal and on the whole completely fucked in the head.

Now they want all kids to be like that.

They’re giving me the hump and to honest I’ve got to the point where I don’t give a flying fuck about their rights anymore.

What about my right to disagree and what about the rights and welfare of society in general?

You had your voice and your rights but it wasn’t enough. Now you want to re-engineer society and essentially rule over the majority.

Fuck you guys.

Demented cunts.

Nominated by. deploythesausage

Philomena Cunk is a cunt, isn’t she.

This parody of History documentaries seemed fairly innocuous. Fronted by a fictional presenter, Philomena Cunk (actress Diane Morgan) makes all manner of deliberate malapropism-type mistakes whilst keeping an earnest, concerned face. She plays an imbecile, a sort of thinking man’s moron painted with brash confidence in her thick, dimwit Lancashire accent For a while it’s amusing, although titillating rather than funny.

However, something wasn’t right, something niggled me. Yes, there were constant pokes at Britain; yes there was the glossing over of important events; yes, gentle digs at our finest hours. It’s the BBC, what more do we expect.

There was the liberal sprinkling of “being governed by a European power” – at least one every programme – the Romans, the Vikings, the Norman conquest, all with weighty allusions to leaving the EU. Finally it gave up disguising itself. Talking about creating the BBC she asked, “Was it one of those stupid mistakes they made….like Brexit?”

It wasn’t until the credits that it all made sense. There, like a revealing final jigsaw piece, under the title ‘Written by’, was his name: Charlie Brooker.
Ah yes, of course, Charlie Brooker. The old holier-than-thou, Guardian-reading satirist. Charlie Brooker thinks he’s the funniest writer on tv though he’s comically unaware that he’s actually an ugly, pompously vain, sanctimonious, overweight cunt-wipe.

Fuck off Charlie Brooker and take your tired, hackneyed format stolen from Ali G and shove the whole fatuous, self-congratulatory, BBC dogshit back up Philomena’s Cunk.

Nominated by, Captain Magnanimous

It turns out old Beefy Botham is a cunt. Does a lot for charidee you know but doesn’t like to talk about it.
I often wondered how setting up a charity led to untold riches. But now we know.
Last year Botham’s charity (whatever it is) made zero charitable donations but managed to pay £90 odd thousand to his daughter.
Give until it hurts. You know it makes sense.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5696579/Sir-Ian-Bothams-charity-handed-94-000-daughters-PR-company.html

nominated by, Cuntstable Cuntbubble