Now is the spring of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this daughter of Stockport

Who else like me is getting all nostalgic for the 1970s? Labour government, public sector strikes (teachers next), rubbish and rats. The Bikeshed Girl’s in ‘crisis what crisis?’ mode but hey, she’ll sort it out. Unfortunately she gets dosh from Unite, the striking union, so no conflict of interest there then, eh Ange?
And just think, we’ve got Psycho Ed’s power cuts to look forward to as well.

Far out man, can you dig it? Fish out those tie dye tee shirts and flares from the loft, reinflate the space hopper, and lets boogie on down to Cum On Feel The Noize. Even Labour supporting Fat Reg has made a record with a certain Brandi Carlile (me neither) filling in for Kiki Dee.

It’s deja vu all over again.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

In 2015 Aswat was convicted in a US court of various offences relating to attempting to set up a terrorist training camp in Utah, aided by his good pal Abu Hamza, and sentenced to 20 years.

He was released in 2022 ( yes, 7 years into his 20 year sentence, because he spent so much time in custody in the UK, it counted towards his time), and promptly deported to the UK, where he was swiftly detained under the Mental Health Act, and confined in Bethlem Royal Hospital.

He’s now up for release back to his home in Batley, despite grave concerns that he is a threat to national security.

Hang on, a convicted criminal, self confessed terrorist and certified utter lunatic is OK to be released?

The Home Office has stated that
” Robust measures are in place to protect the public”

Oh well, that’s OK than, the Home Office has learnt the lessons that needed to be learned, and everything’s alright with the world?

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

are cunts.

Just seen an article on The BBC, albeit that is a Cunt of an organisation. Headline – ‘Vets say they are under pressure to bring in more money per pet’

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Fuck me backwards with a half inflated balloon. We have had our dog in the vets recently, and they take great delight in just trying something else, obviously at a cost, a cost that includes, playing on owners emotions cunt tax.

They start with a quote……………if you ever have similar, instantly add £2k onto that cunt. Then they come calling saying, oh that treatment advised by our team of specialist cunts didn’t actually do fuck all. But luckily we have another team of specialist cunts who think this might work.

I appreciate vets do a sterling job with animals, but fuck my financially bankrupt hat, the cunts know already how to charge for it.

Nominated by Dry Itchy Cunt.

A cunting for a cunt who is likely to become an even bigger cunt, considering he is endorsed b y minnows like Jonathan (not a solicitor) Reynolds MP, the BBC (whose gushing tribute by Simon Jack of the BBC appears below) and the unions. Kretinsky, has strong links with Russia, he himself is a Czech ex-lawyer (lawyers are the biggest cunts of the lot – think Kweer)

This is the money-grubbing arsehole who has bought Royal Mail (who are now guaranteeing that the £1.75 a throw First Class stamp will ensure delivery “within three days” – where has the “next day” guarantee gone?.

When this extraordinary deal was Okayed by the government last year he had seemingly won over every bastard in the industry, even though the “binding” deals stink worse than a prop forwards jockstrap. It is clear that the government (the last one as well as this piss poor shower of arseholes we have now).

We will see deliveries “every other weekday”, to upgrade you will need to have a smartphone – old cunts my age don’t have such contraptions – they are going to operate boxes on the side of post boxes.

It seems that Royal Mail is now in steep managed decline – selling off Royal Mail reminds me of when that old grinning poofter Branson sold off Virgin to the gullible Zavvi, when he knew the bottom had fallen out of the CD/DVD market. Buying something off that shyster Reynolds is a guarantee of failure.

I think we all ought to be given homing pigeons – with any luck they might shit over Labour MPs and their idiot supporters. The deal might be good for the government, the unions and the BBC, ut as sure as fuck it is not going to be good for the public.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

I have been been seeing an increasing amount of instances were drivers are now not only blocking other peoples driveways but also parking on them.

One even parked on some poor fuckers drive and fucked off for a week on holiday.

(YouTube 1 : Problem solved – NA)

It still surprises me just how self entitled some cunts actually are.

Yesterday I returned home to find non other than a district nurse blocking my drive. Cunt. She could have parked in loads of places around the close but had decided that blocking my drive was the place to be. I promptly pulled my car right up to hers and went in.

Ten minutes later she knocked on the door and explained that she had been dealing with a neighbour, I immediately said ” yes I know Yvonne” She apologised and I agreed to move so she could leave.

Below is a clip of a farmer dealing with this sort of problem in what I consider to be the correct manner.

YouTube 2.

Nominated by : Everyonesacunt