The cunt CJ de Mooi is the “egghead” who wrote in his autobiography that he punched a mugger and then chucked him in a canal, where he drowned. Now normally, I’d have applauded his actions,but this supposed genius saw fit to boast about it print. I’m fucking sure that if I’d got away with offing some cunt I wouldn’t be rushing to broadcast the fact.

Of course,knowing that the raving poof was capable of this,has slightly derailed my plan to pinch that pink bonnet of Izzards’ head. Imagine the shame of getting chinned by Izzard.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler