Social media and the rise of celebrity culture has only helped fuel this regressive phenomenon; the celebrity offspring. Famous for what? Well fuck all in most cases, living off mummy or daddies wealth and industry connections on little or no talent other than their last name.

Mick Jagger has managed to spunk out a whole plethora of models, fashion designers and activists over the decades. Any footballing prowess George Best had bypassed his son Calum who is famous for falling out of nightclubs with plastic orange slappers and whoring himself out to the latest ITV2 celeb shit show.

The Beckham brood are no better but eldest son Brooklyn did get a book of his photographs published whilst still studying for his photography degree, which I’m sure happens all the time. David enjoyed looking at the pictures anyway.

Not all kids of famous people are talentless wankers on the make, I like Michael Douglas and think he is a fine actor and Frank Lampard an exceptionally talented footballer for example. But too many are just chancers, parasites clinging to the arsehole of fame and nepotism, trading on any talent in the very loosest sense of the word.

Get the snip or get a proper fucking job!.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator