Well it didn’t take long did it!

As soon as November becomes December and all of a sudden there’s a knock on the door and a couple of lines of “Away in a Manger”, followed by the doorbell ringing, and then 2 lines of “Silent Night” and another knock on the door.

Inevitably we didn’t bother answering, although I did fear the so-called singers might turn from carol singers to trick-or-treaters and key the car!

Anyway they fucked off, only to return the following night, and then again tonight they were back with exactly the same routine.

Neighbours had the same issues. And it turns out these cunts are actually “Travellers” who dropped by in downtown Ravenglass. Them and about 6 caravans pitched in a farmer’s field doing what “Travellers” do!

One suspects these singers were “probably” scoping homes while pretending to sing, and if the house was empty they would “probably” break in and help themselves to some Christmas festivities!

We don’t normally get carol singers up these parts anyway, other than those organised by the local village church. But I recall when I lived in Brum that we’d get cunts doing the same routine as these “Travellers” and expecting a fiver for their 30 second efforts!

What they really need is not so much a Silent Night, but a swift loud kick in the knackers!

Merry Christmas (assuming I’m still allowed to say that!)

Nominated by: Technocunt