Carol McGiffin. Do I need to say anymore. Just Carol McGiffin.
The thesaurus says…
“DOG UGLY MUNTER WITH FACIAL FEATURES LIKE A BULLDOGS ARSE HOLE.
WEEPING JAPS EYE.
A BROWN SMEAR OF A CUNT THAT SHOULD BE WIPED OFF ONE’S SHOE. FUCKING LICE RIDDEN.
TALENTLESS LEATHER FACED OLD BITCH.
AN URGE TO PUNCH A RANCID OLD MOUTHY GOBSHITE OVERPAID LUNCHTIME TV CUNT.
SUE POLLARDS RIGHT SIDE PISS FLAP.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ODOUR? – CAROL MCGIFFIN (SIC)
A TOTALLY ANCIENT AND JUSTIFIED NEW YEARS CUNT.”
Does that cover it?
Nominated by HurlingDervish