At the grand age of 17,the “hugely talented” photographer, Brooklyn Beckham, has announced the release of his first book,allowing us mere mortals to “see the world through Brooklyns eyes”.

For fucks sake,we’ve had to endure 20odd years of his publicity craving parents,particularly that talentless,tone-deaf singer/designer!!!, pig-faced leech Victoria,and now her fucking spoiled brats are getting ready to delight us for the next 20 years.

I’ve done some cuntish things in my life but nothing to deserve a world inhabited by the spawn of the Beckhams/Olivers/Ramseys. They should all be drowned in the septic tank round the back of my local Indian restaurant.

Nominated by: Dick Fiddler