Just when you thought that this city and anything associated with it, couldn’t get any more cuntish, along comes Bristol University’s latest guidelines on pronouns.
According to various media reports, staff at that madhouse should declare their own pronouns when meeting students for the first time and says that some people may identify as felines (catgender) and others could use emojiself pronouns.
Full details in the link.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1562246/University-of-Bristol-pronoun-staff-catgender-identity

Bristol, the undisputed lunatic asylum of England.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Seconded by: Mary Hinge

Just in case we cunts who are naturally from Bristol needed any more reasons to be fucking embarrassed, I read today with interest that this lefty shithole is now encouraging ( meaning threatening and insisting) that people who identify as cats are recognised and accommodated, even suggesting the pronouns that should be used, these are nya/nyan, apparently Japanese for miaow.

How anybody there ever finds time to teach or study is beyond me. If I were to hazard a guess as to how many individuals there identify as such, it is probably just one, but of course everybody has to get on board with the delusion , or else. I would be tempted to suggest that, if they were really serious about this, they should start eating cat food from a bowl on the floor, and start crapping in a litter tray, and any entertainment would be in the form of a small rubber ball or toy to chew on. No more internet, Netflix, piss ups and take-aways because cats do not indulge in such things.

The word ‘xenic’ was used in the article, I looked up the meaning and it is that which is against Western ideals of biological identity, i.e you could identify as something non-human ( so why not a brick or a toaster etc). It would be funny if it wasn’t for the fact that these cunts will probably all end up on drugs or committing suicide, which will of course be the fault of the uncaring wider society.

I can’t help thinking that if I turned up for work tomorrow insisting I was a red squirrel or Henry the Eighth or something, I’d just be told to stop pissing about and get on with it.

And added to by ElDiablo666 with this:

I feel an overwhelming need to second this nomination. While sharing what you ‘identify as’ with regard to male/female may be a good idea, the idea that you can identify as a CAT is fucking ridiculous. If someone identifies this way, and we must respect that, then surely I can keep them as a pet and feed them whiskas? Plus, your ‘cat’ identity means no sex with humans. Cant see this being accepted, even by the wokes and LGBT crowd.