So the saviour of Brexit and natural successor to Treeza the Appeaser is sucking up to the EU province of France by suggesting to Macron we should build a 22 mile long bridge across Le Manche.
It’s a fucking stupid idea. Why? Well…
1. It’s prohibitably expensive
2. It would have to be so high to let shipping under it that the prevailing wind would mean it’d be unusable
3. How deep is the Channel? You’d need some pretty tall supports
4. How manoeuvrable are the big ships? Wouldn’t belong before one hit a support
The reason they built a tunnel is because a bridge was impractical. But never mind because BoJo thinks that a bridge would improve relations with Les Frogs. Presumably he’ll be suggesting we get Carillion to build it.
Apart from all that, why give the gimmegrants a new way to walk into Britain? Never mind building a bridge, let’s shut the fucking tunnel until the Fourth Reich get serious about stopping these migrants instead of helping them get across the Channel.
Boris, you’re a cunt and, if you’re serious about this, you’re a stupid fucking cunt…
Nominated by Dioclese
Boris Johnson. Monumental cunting.
Lets build a bridge to France!
Can’t believe two great nations are only connected by one train line.
Thumbs up pics with Macron.
Here’s an idea – don’t sell out, just give the cunts the key – the result will be the same.
Go ride a bike you senile cunt.
Nominated by King Cunt