I know the BBC is shit on many levels, EastEnders and Radio 1’s worship of Stormzy (what a cunt he is!) are two things which immediately spring to mind, but the one that drives me most bananas is the kids TV. My daughter is now 20-months old, so we’re putting on CBBC to show her some programmes and my blood is turning to battery acid with anger at the bollocks.

I bet you can guess what I’ll soon be talking about and here is your confirmation: About 80% of the people on this are called something like Mohammed or Iztifa (I made that one up) but you catch my drift. There was one programme, and I shit you not, where there was a black girl with one arm and many other children, of which only one was white. He was a traffic warden (not actually a traffic warden, but it was the character he was playing), needless to say the only white kid was playing someone that everyone wants to punch. And it gets worse, there is a new version of ‘The Clangers’, Michael Palin narrates, so all is comforting and well. But get this; in one episode an astronaut lands. I joked to my wife that it would be a black woman, and it was. It drives me mental. When I was growing up you’d watch Grange Hill, ethnicity was not an issue and therefore not a problem. It’s a school in London, so obviously it will be diverse, but it didn’t feel like it was rammed down your throat. Today you see a programme based in rural Devon in the 1920s and there will be a Persian lesbian fixing the wheelchair ramp for the Somalian transsexual, a storyline that offers nothing to the overall plot.

To put this succinctly, it is nothing more than an indoctrination of our children. A subtle, (but isn’t subtle) plan by the BBC and all who live in London to foist there ridiculous and out of touch view of what Britain is upon us. Well, you fucking cunt fuck fuck cunts from Auntie, get this! I show my daughter old school shit on ‘You Tube’. I shall not let you pollute her mind with your wanky, fuck bollocks interpretation of my country. Go fuck yourselves. Where we live we are white, enjoy values that we don’t share with you.

Consider yourselves cunted. You CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus

I’d like a 1080p cunting please, for this pathetic, boring and above all total waste of licence fee (telly tax).

The programme, as far as I can deduce, is about dumping a robotic animal lookalike into the animals environment, to observe behaviour. The robot mimics the animals movement, etc, whilst it’s camera, which is one of its eyes, films.

Straight away, I noticed that there was some cunt filming the robot that was supposed to be filming, rendering the whole thing fucking pointless. There was a smattering of footage from the robot, but that paled into insignificance because some cunt was filming it.The robots were quite sophisticated and quite lifelike, so they must have cost an absolute fucking fortune, add to that the variety of animals they produced.

The whole thing was so shit, I couldn’t bear to watch anymore, which for me was very out of character, as I love nature programmes. It did, however, inspire me to consider “spy cunt”, whereby I place a robot cunt in Costa Coffee and observe lots of woke cunts saying “ can I get a….”

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe

Yes cunters, once again it is them. And I am fucking fuming. Again. Living in the UK is actually becoming increasingly bad for your health. The lefty, virtue-signalling, politically-correct and highly hypocritical climate that we live in is creating stress, high blood pressure, internalised anger and an overwhelming urge to stick your Size 7 through the laptop/TV screen or whatever else and fracture your fucking foot. Such is the case this morning, my fellow cunters. It has been reported by that smug pile of turd that is ‘The Guardian’, that the BBC had backed Geeta Guru-Murthy over her comments about the Brexit celebrations crowd being ‘very white’:

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/feb/18/bbc-backs-geeta-guru-murthy-over-very-white-crowd-comment

Well shiver me timbers. What a shocker.

So, if this had been a white reporter commenting on a very black crowd, one assumes that the BBC would have no issue with that and stand 100% behind their employee. Yes, of course they would. Was that a squadron of low flying pigs that just flew over my head?

They also stated that it was a relevant comment as it ‘moved on to the discussion’ about immigration being such a much-espoused reason as to why people voted leave. Again, this is clearly slanted reporting. Their lack of insight is staggering. So not only are they supporting an obvious demonstration of inverted racism by making an issue of skin colour, but they then suggest that the main reason people voted leave was immigration and make a very clear and direct insinuation that because the crowd is mostly white, that this means they are inherently racist and don’t like dark faces on their doorstep.

The BBC are so overtly biased it is actually not even joke-worthy anymore. It is disgraceful, shameful and highly insulting. A black reporter comments on a white crowd, suggests that they are racist (albeit in an acceptable and get away with it-able fashion) and then makes fun of their intelligence by interviewing carefully selected punters…..and this is all hunky-dory with Auntie.

I am so angry. Somebody hide my laptop please…..and my boots.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

The BBC’s decided that it’s not been determined enough in it’s efforts to make people here and abroad hate the nation, so has gone full on anti-British making an indoctrination film for the kids that’s utterly contemptuous of our country and it’s peoples intelligence, loathsome of our achievements, and instead paints us as idiots, thieves, slavers, and all round scumbags (probably more, but I could only stand literally a few seconds of this thing before flying into such a rage, I thought boiling piss might erupt through my eye sockets).

Even BBC’s Andrew Neil has put his head above the parapet, losing all patience and lambasting this rubbish. Conservative commentator Iain Martin sensibly asks, “Is the BBC on a mission to get itself closed down?”

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1236515/BBC-news-horrible-histories-Andrew-Neil-cbbc-British-UK-Brexit-news

What really fucks me off is these smug twat’s depiction of the British as militantly insular, and so ignorant not to know that tea is Chinese. We are the greatest trading nation in the world, that’s what our Empire was! Opening up worldwide trade was just one of the things other countries have to thank us for. While idiots ignorant of history paint us as thieves, WE recognise we became rich by trade, and are still trying to impress that fact upon places like Africa to stop bleating and asking for handouts and start trading! But nations trading together doesn’t mean you have a right to live in our country, or that controlling borders is xenophobic or anti-trade, you condescending fucking cunts!

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

If no one else has, can we get a quick Monday morning Cunting for the BBC, who seem to have decided that `we’re all DOOMED’ now we have actually left the EU. They have absolute proof of this, because of all the floppy cunts they have bussed in from left-wing media circles to review the Papers have agreed with them. It beggars belief.

As a nation we have never been that good at blowing our trumpet, and we’ve given much away for free that would have only boosted our world rankings in all areas even further, but this remain centric, self-flagellation is truly eye-wateringly awful. These cunts will do a Peston and piss their miserable, self-fulfilling prophetic piss straight into the heart of our newly ignited fire.

This country is great, and these fuckwits should back it and use its leverage to promote their agenda in places where they really need a kick up the arse to take the next steps up the emotional and intellectual evolutionary ladder. You know all those places that think female genital mutilation is right because women should be fucked, but they shouldn’t fucking enjoy it, or where going to work in a mud-hut, slum factory at aged five, a thousand meters from the largest private residence on Earth, is the norm.

Get a fucking grip, you utter cunts. We live in utopia.

Nominated by GGRF