Yet another cunting for the BBC.

Sir David Attenborough, Danny Dyer and Jodie Whittaker are among the ‘celebrity supply teachers’ who will be helping the BBC educate the nation’s schoolchildren during the coronavirus lockdown.

And we all know what sort of ‘lessons’ these cunts will be giving. Climate change, diversity, misandry disguised as feminism. Stuff that would put Goebbels to shame. Totally corrupting Britain’s youth at the taxpayer’s expense. What a sick fucking joke.

Also, since when did the BBC give a toss about educating schoolkids? They abandoned their Schools and Colleges schedules years ago. They don’t even show the Open University any more. So it’s quite obvious that this is yet another BBC dirty trick. To try and push their despicable PC wokefuck agenda even in these tragic and troubled times, These cunts really have no ethics and no shame.

Then there is who is doing this and how it is a kick in the bollocks for every real and decent teacher in Britain. There are scores of professional teachers who could do this work and do it better and get handsomely paid for it. But no, some arrogant and already rich as fuck celebrity cunts who think they are good at everything will get yet more money and ego feeding by taking money out of teachers’ mouths. Who do these cunts think they are?! That Whittaker cunt doesn’t even know the history of the show she stars in, never mind any real fucking history. Who are these cunts to say they can ‘educate’ the kids of Britain? They’d be better of showing repeats of You and Me and Words and Pictures than doing this conceited and underhand shit. Fuck the BBC and fuck the ‘Big I Am’ celebrity cunts who act as their Stasi. Fucking cunts, the lot of them.

Nominated by Norman

BBC Overmanning

The amount of overmanning at the BBC is amazing. I recently spotted the following positions on the BBC World news site: Head of Statistics, China Media Analyst, Global Health Correspondent (one Tulip Mazumdar – no I did not make that name up!), Environment Correspondent, Health Reporter, Environment Analyst, Science Correspondent along with some bigfoot names simply referred to as the BBC´s Fergeal Keane and Zenab Badaweh. A couple of items were attributed to BBC Persian and BBC Marathi, presumably language services which the BBC provides free of charge to Iranians and Indians. These are just the tip of the iceberg. Don´t get me started on the cushy sports jobs.

Why do you need an environmental analyst when you already have an environmental correspondent or a China Media Analyst when you have correspondents in Shanghai, Beijing and Hong Kong? This is a waste of money as all the news is available from agencies like Reuters, AFP etc. which the BBC subscribes to.

The “social media”, which is free, also provides lots of duff stuff which the BBC presents. Here is one abysmal example which is basically an Instagram pic of Serena Williams beating an innocent wall by slamming a tennis ball against it:
“Serena Williams volleys into tennis ‘wall challenge’
“Over the past month various athletes and celebs have been taking part in Roger Federer’s “wall challenge”, where they have to bounce a tennis ball rapidly against a wall (ideally while wearing a jaunty hat). The challenge is aimed at encouraging people to practise their tennis skills while staying at home.”

Nominated by Mr Polly

I’m nominating Local BBC radio. I admit, despite my hatred of the BBC, I do listen to local radio. It’s crap and they know it is which is part of its charm…normally. The silly cow presenter on this morning was bragging about having the weekend off and how giddy she is about it. Well many of us have had the last 3 weeks off without fucking any income, so when she started bragging about her bulging bank balance because she’s not going out spending…

I’ve finished with local fucking, chirpy, in it together, shit radio until the footy is back on.

Nominated by Cuntakinty

I would like to nominate the media in general and the BBC in particular.

All sorts of stories are being peddled as truth by a bunch of ignorant cunts. The BBC has story today ‘Keep your cats Indoors’. Reading this bollocks informed me that a vet in Hong Kong (FFS) thinks that a human passed the virus to his pet DOG.

The BBC also state that a tiger in a NY zoo tested positive. These two gems allow the BBC to do this totally irrelevant tosh. Does anyone stop to think of the implications of such guff. We have people setting fire to phone masts; will we get gangs of morons killing cats ‘to save human life’ ?

If this does happen we know where to lay the blame.

Nominated by Guzziguy

The BBC wants us to keep our cats indoors during the Coronavirus lockdown.

This begs the question as to why Laura Kuntsberg is allowed out on the street?

Nominated by Dioclese

The BBC: ‘A Nation Shall Speak Crap Unto Nation’ cunting please for the BBC, for doing today what they do best – Royal arsehole crawling.

424 “ordinary” people have died in the UK due to the Coronavirus, but since 10.00 this morning, Wireless 4 has carried at the top of each newscast that Prince Charles, 71, has tested positive for the virus. He only has, they admit, mild symptoms, but that is enough to keep the Royal correspondent (the ginger man Charlie didn’t like and dissed to his sons prior to his 2005 wedding) busy, giving his report to the news channels.

The BBC have just shed a tear over Magic Grandpa’s last hurrah at PMQs (“I nearly ran the country, you know”), but it seems after a week or more of news reports, they are more concerned about the Prince.

No doubt when Qweer Charmer takes over they will transfer their love of the Prince to the queen.

What a grovelling bunch of cunts they are.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs