The twat (along with those other overgrown schoolboys, Clarkson and May) treats cars like they are toys to be played with… Hammond pisses about at 300mph, yet when he crashes there’s a wave of tabloid inspired sympathy and a deluge of grief monkeys… Fuck that. My brother was hit (and killed) by a car.
So if Hammond endangers his life by acting like a dick in a speeding motor, then he deserves all he gets….
Nominated by: Norman
This prancing, preening, cocky little twat is being pushed forward (it would seem) as the “face of BBC weather”, being put up to present every feature about the weather on the BBC news. What an ugly little troll of a face it is too, good only for a prolonged spell as a stand-in punchbag. Watching this annoying little cunt, and worse hearing his thin whiny voice is bad enough, but his intonations (“brrrrright and breezy”, “it’ll be a bright, crisssssspp day”) and the annoying way he keeps smacking his lips together before every bloody sentence is the worst.
Add to that his hand movements (creepy in the extreme if you ask me) and the way he almost bounces around as he presents the same boring weather as yesterday and you have a little fanny hole of a annoying little cunt that makes my blood boil every time I see him.
Get that creepy, lisping little cunt off my TV BBC!
Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain
Repeats of old comedy ‘classics’, repeats of old films, fucking Eastenders and Corrie (at least 5 times a day), Doctor fucking Who, Downton pissing Abbey and loads more crap, crap and more crap.
And don’t start me on the films! Independence Day, Jurassic fucking Park, ET, Shrek, 95 Carry On films, Star Trek (the original shite films), Back to the sodding Future, and dozens of other overcooked Christmas turkeys that they roll out every year. It’s fucking shite, that’s what it is.
65% of the BBC schedule this year is repeats because they know there’s nobody watching. And why is nobody watching? Because it’s all repeats and shite. It’s a vicious circle like a cunt with teeth.
Yep, Christmas telly is a right cunt. Watch it today and tell me I’m wrong…
Nominated by: Dioclese
The usual Xmas Telly will be on this year…
TOTP Xmas Special (presented by some Fearn Cotton type tart and with no guitars and drums whatsoever)
The Queen (The usual pointless babbling. While the rest of Blighty is in the shit with the wretched Coalition)
Strictly Come Mincing (A load of ‘look at me’ cunts and nothing more)
Doctor Who (Now known as The Clara Show, thanks to that Moffat cunt. Shite villains guaranteed)
EastEnders (‘I’m avin an affair! Is me sister me mum? You slaaag! Murder! etc)
Some Yank ‘Blockbuster (ie: crap)’ film
Nominated by: Norman
My grandchildren are being press ganged into acting like complete twats in order to raise money to piss up the wall on a bunch of overseas dictators and lazy bastards who are too despicable to look after their kids properly.
And the BBC needs to fill out it’s schedules with cheap puerile bullshit that raises their caring, sharing public service image.
Fuck the lot of ’em. They’ll get fuck all out of me like they do every year…
Nominated by: Dioclese
Yet another rape story. Sure, it’s a terrible, dehumanizing thing. But to make out it’s for raising awareness? What a load of crap. These cunts do this sort of shit just to shock and get ratings… There have been more rapes and murders in the Queen Vic than the Bates Motel and Rillington Place combined. One murder can close a pub. Yet that shithole is still open after several deaths, killings, dead bodies, sexual assaults and fires.
Not to mention the countless incest stories (Filddled wiv by Uncle ‘Arry/Archie/Ernie etc), the ‘Is me sister me mum?’ shite (they’re doing that one again), swapping dead babies, all the slags and wannabe Krays that seem to be in endless supply, the obligatory murder and the pathetic ‘Whodunnit?’ circus that always follows, and that fat bald cunt (Phil Mitchell) who gets away with every fucking crime and misdemeanaour known to man.
EastEnders is fucking shite!
Nominated by: Norman