Category Archives: BBC

The BBC [2]

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The BBC have enjoyed the luxury of being a great British institution for so long and having had a virtual monopoly for so long, refuse the listen to (or care) what the Public want. The man obliviously feels unassailable in his position and 50 million lost is somewhat small change in terms of the money that the lefties of the BBC squander. The Abandoned “Digital media initiative” (98 million). Tendering and relocation to Scotland (160 million) Then the 560 million paid to capita for TV licence enforcement (ending in a string of court cases and resulting in compensation payments).. Paid for of course by the British Public.

The BBC and its left wing homosexual mafia have failed to learn the lessons that saw the demise of British industries in the 1970’s and 1980’s, namely that the “family retainer” mentality cannot work in an increasingly competitive global media market.

it is time the whole cumbersome and profligate system was scrapped, along with the anachronistic TV licence. Ending the grip the BBC has on the public would at least open the doors for more innovative broadcasting.

None of which is a defence of Clarkson, sacking him will not make any difference, despite the fact the man is an arrogant and racist cunt of epic proportions (rather like HRH Prince Phillip), he is a valuable asset for any media company, if you look at it in financial terms.

Nominated by: Lez

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Dotun Adebayo

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I know I’ll be considered somewhat of a cunt for listening to BBC Radio but I listen to 5Live cos I likes da sports n all, innit?

Well, this ‘filling the quota’ cunt has been slipped into my day-time listening this week, and never have I heard such an inept and awkward example of presenting a radio programme. He sounds as if he has severe autism.

Fuck off Dotun, fuck right off.

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

Richard Hammond

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Richard Hammond is indeed a king sized cunt.

The twat (along with those other overgrown schoolboys, Clarkson and May) treats cars like they are toys to be played with… Hammond pisses about at 300mph, yet when he crashes there’s a wave of tabloid inspired sympathy and a deluge of grief monkeys… Fuck that. My brother was hit (and killed) by a car.

So if Hammond endangers his life by acting like a dick in a speeding motor, then he deserves all he gets….

Nominated by: Norman

John Hammond

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John Hammond is an annoying little cunt.

This prancing, preening, cocky little twat is being pushed forward (it would seem) as the “face of BBC weather”, being put up to present every feature about the weather on the BBC news. What an ugly little troll of a face it is too, good only for a prolonged spell as a stand-in punchbag. Watching this annoying little cunt, and worse hearing his thin whiny voice is bad enough, but his intonations (“brrrrright and breezy”, “it’ll be a bright, crisssssspp day”) and the annoying way he keeps smacking his lips together before every bloody sentence is the worst.

Add to that his hand movements (creepy in the extreme if you ask me) and the way he almost bounces around as he presents the same boring weather as yesterday and you have a little fanny hole of a annoying little cunt that makes my blood boil every time I see him.

Get that creepy, lisping little cunt off my TV BBC!

Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain

Christmas Telly

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Ever wondered why we eat and drink so much on Christmas Day? Well, it’s simple – it’s because there’s fuck all on the telly, that’s why!

Repeats of old comedy ‘classics’, repeats of old films, fucking Eastenders and Corrie (at least 5 times a day), Doctor fucking Who, Downton pissing Abbey and loads more crap, crap and more crap.

And don’t start me on the films! Independence Day, Jurassic fucking Park, ET, Shrek, 95 Carry On films, Star Trek (the original shite films), Back to the sodding Future, and dozens of other overcooked Christmas turkeys that they roll out every year. It’s fucking shite, that’s what it is.

65% of the BBC schedule this year is repeats because they know there’s nobody watching. And why is nobody watching? Because it’s all repeats and shite. It’s a vicious circle like a cunt with teeth.

Yep, Christmas telly is a right cunt. Watch it today and tell me I’m wrong…

Nominated by: Dioclese

The usual Xmas Telly will be on this year…

TOTP Xmas Special (presented by some Fearn Cotton type tart and with no guitars and drums whatsoever)
The Queen (The usual pointless babbling. While the rest of Blighty is in the shit with the wretched Coalition)
Strictly Come Mincing (A load of ‘look at me’ cunts and nothing more)
Doctor Who (Now known as The Clara Show, thanks to that Moffat cunt. Shite villains guaranteed)
EastEnders (‘I’m avin an affair! Is me sister me mum? You slaaag! Murder! etc)
Some Yank ‘Blockbuster (ie: crap)’ film

Nominated by: Norman