Prince Andrew’s disastrous interview last Saturday on the BBC Newsnight programme. Can’t believe anybody else hasn’t nominated him as a right royal cunt already yet.

Blimey, just so arrogant, thick and it seems the poor deluded, self-righteous sod appears to be suffering from particularly frequent, albeit temporary, nasty bouts of amnesia. No sympathy for the poor, sex trafficked, teenage sex slaves and this dozy, over-privileged, pompous cunt didn’t see anything wrong?

Know a good pizza when you see one though, don’t you!!

The guy can’t even remember being in that photo with his arm around the girl’s waist. Never met her apparently. Yeah right, Andrew. You might be a cunt, but don’t treat the rest of us as cunts, you cunt.

Nominated by BaldlieBoyz

A right Royal cunting please for His Royal Highness, Prince Andrew.

Everyone who has seen his excruciatingly awful, awkward and downright bizarre Newsnight interview, is just mouth agape at how out of touch with real life this spoilt, over-privileged arsehole is.

Many journalists have described the interview as ‘car crash’ TV, but the most accurate review I read said : “I expected a train wreck, but that was a plane crashing into an oil tanker, causing a tsunami, triggering a nuclear explosion level bad”. It has since been revealed that his PR lackey strongly advised against it, and quit his job when his opinion was ignored.

This guy is completely devoid of any remorse, shame or sympathy for his matter of fact ignorance of the abuse of under age girls, that was going on under his nose – even if he wasn’t taking part himself. As the father of two daughters, it begs the question where his moral compass was, or why his danger radar wasn’t raising concern – but there I am showing my own naivety, as he probably did very little ‘parenting’ himself. It was most likely a team of tutors, valets and social coaches raising the young princesses.

Ultimately, it just shows how the social circle of this ancient elite are so far removed from the lives of us ordinary people. He described Epstein’s conducted as ‘unbecoming’ – “Unbecoming?” Maitlis asked, incredulously “He sexually abused underage children!”

He described himself as ‘not a party goer’ and that the much published photo of him with his arm around the waist of a 17-year-old (at the time) young girl, as “unlikely”.

“I have no recollection of ever meeting her” and “those are the type of clothes I travel in. I would not wear them on an evening out”.

Photos of him in similar clothing, with ‘other’ young women draped around him ‘partying’, seem to disprove his claims of a monk like existence of public service.

There’s ‘another shoe to drop’ in this saga, methinks…..

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

BBC3…This was always a pile of wank but now seems to be competing with ITVBe and ITV2 in a race to the bottom.

Drag queens, Self-harming mummies, the angst of some no-mark girl band ‘singer’ over trolling, the Rap Game (fuck knows), Heartbreak Holiday, Wedding Shaming (??), and a whole raft of lightweight, mind numbing shite.

At least the ITV stations who turn out similar shite have to stand up commercially. But this tripe is not only funded by us, but watched by snowflake halfwits who don’t pay the licensing tax anyway.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The fucking BBC.

Just watched a news report on London knife crime filmed in a hospital. The victim was white. He had a proper family. He was stabbed for his bike and phone. They didn’t say who by, but we can guess, cant we?

The only black faces were medical and support staff.

It appears from this BBC ‘in-depth’ report that white kids are involved, even if only as robbery victims. No mention was made of the real culprits. Apparently, it is an ‘urban’ problem. Liverpool, Brum, Nottingham etc. Again no reference to who the main perpetrators are.

What I got from this fearless journalism was that if you dare to have a bike and/or phone, you are the problem. Not the feral scum that infest the cities. Not the babyfathers. Not the total aversion to education. Not the total lack of aspiration. Not the culture in which these things thrive. No, it seems to be society’s fault due to lack of opportunity.

Well done BBC. Totally unbiased and fearless reporting as usual.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The BBC’s “World On Fire” is a cunt, isn’t it?

(Riiiinng)
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Hello?
BBC CHIEF CUNT: I want an update on our new war drama? Have you complied with our request to make it Euro-friendly?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, we’ve managed to make most of the British stuffy or racist, sometimes both.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Good, good, and you’ve peppered it with Polish people, speaking in their native Dooshka-Dooshka?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, it’ll feel like a stroll down to your local town centre.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Christ. But they’re all sympathetic characters, no bad ‘uns?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: That would contradict the purpose of the programme, Sir.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Incidentally, call casting and ensure they’re all attractive and clean, not like those gnarly, drug-dealing cunts in your local town centre.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Got it. Good-looking, hard-working, fighting the oppressive Germans. Sorry, I mean…. Nazis.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Token strong females?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Naturally.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Token Yanks so we can flog this expensive rubbish to them?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, but Meryl Streep is a No-show. She’s busy destroying photos of her with Weinstein. We’ll get a Streep look-a-like.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Now, we’ll need a few homosexuals.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Of course! We’ve already crowbarred the man romance to happen in Paris.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Hmm, can it be in a jazz bar to make them more sympathetic?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: We could make one a musician.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Yes, good. Hmm, could we make one of the homosexuals black?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: In 1939 Paris?
BBC CHIEF CUNT: For fuck’s sake who cares about historical accuracy? We’re the BBC!
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: I’ll put a person of colour in every scene I can, Poland, France, England.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Wonderful. This’ll make great propaganda…I mean, drama.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Must dash, Sir. I’m meeting Gina Miller and Ken Clark for lunch.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Oh, one last thing. Make one of the Nazi soldiers likeable. Give him a heart, some mercy, he spares killing some poor prisoners, or some sentimental crap.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Consider it done. This shit writes itself.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Well as long as we don’t have to watch the melodramatic wank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Peaky Blinders is a cunt of a series, isn’t it?

Typical Al Beeb money-saving, budget tv: same grimy road shots, same fire blasting out of the same furnace, same pub and canal angles, shoestring bollocks. However, they didn’t spend the saved cash on writers.

In Peaky “Fookin” Blinders’ first couple of series it was daft: Sam Neill was a charmless Northern Irish policeman (Al Beeb not sympathetic to Narrthern Oireland); Winston Churchill wandering about, being corrupt, paying off people (Al Beeb never sympathetic to Winnie); Benjamin Zephaniah as a Rasta poet …erm, frequent in 1919 Birmingham (Al Beeb not sympathetic to historical truth).

Cillian Murphy is a boring actor. Lots of slow-motion shots of his Holocaust cheek-bones looking like Skeletor-in-a-flatcap while Auntie Polly acts like she’s the matriarch from Scouse comedy ‘Bread’.

Then it went ludicrous: Tom Hardy as a hammy, swaggering Jewish butcher; a token pretty millionairess who falls for the Skeletor bad guy; a lovely camp of gýppos, charming but poor, strong pîkey values, but moral and Zzzz….

Now it has a bigger Netflix budget for liberalism: Oswald Moseley storylines, Britain bad, foreigners good, etc. The writer even talks about, “the rise of nationalism, populism, fascism, racism blah blah – a huge sweep across the world… And you look at the world now.

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-07-24/peaky-blinders-creator-says-series-5-oswald-mosley-storyline-is-chilling-and-will-remind-us-of-consequences/

Maybe, not such a great idea.” Zzzz.

Let’s not even begin to talk about the wonky accents..it’d be like sticking a pin in a map of the British Isles.

It’s had some decent bits, but has succumbed to the inevitable finger-wagging, moralising horse-shit. Thank goodness Al Beeb is there to correct our thoughts. From silly enjoyable drama to crippling mediocrity.

Peaky “PC” Blinders.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous