BBC3

BBC3…This was always a pile of wank but now seems to be competing with ITVBe and ITV2 in a race to the bottom.

Drag queens, Self-harming mummies, the angst of some no-mark girl band ‘singer’ over trolling, the Rap Game (fuck knows), Heartbreak Holiday, Wedding Shaming (??), and a whole raft of lightweight, mind numbing shite.

At least the ITV stations who turn out similar shite have to stand up commercially. But this tripe is not only funded by us, but watched by snowflake halfwits who don’t pay the licensing tax anyway.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The BBC (10)

The fucking BBC.

Just watched a news report on London knife crime filmed in a hospital. The victim was white. He had a proper family. He was stabbed for his bike and phone. They didn’t say who by, but we can guess, cant we?

The only black faces were medical and support staff.

It appears from this BBC ‘in-depth’ report that white kids are involved, even if only as robbery victims. No mention was made of the real culprits. Apparently, it is an ‘urban’ problem. Liverpool, Brum, Nottingham etc. Again no reference to who the main perpetrators are.

What I got from this fearless journalism was that if you dare to have a bike and/or phone, you are the problem. Not the feral scum that infest the cities. Not the babyfathers. Not the total aversion to education. Not the total lack of aspiration. Not the culture in which these things thrive. No, it seems to be society’s fault due to lack of opportunity.

Well done BBC. Totally unbiased and fearless reporting as usual.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

World On Fire (BBC drama bollocks)

The BBC’s “World On Fire” is a cunt, isn’t it?

(Riiiinng)
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Hello?
BBC CHIEF CUNT: I want an update on our new war drama? Have you complied with our request to make it Euro-friendly?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, we’ve managed to make most of the British stuffy or racist, sometimes both.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Good, good, and you’ve peppered it with Polish people, speaking in their native Dooshka-Dooshka?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, it’ll feel like a stroll down to your local town centre.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Christ. But they’re all sympathetic characters, no bad ‘uns?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: That would contradict the purpose of the programme, Sir.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Incidentally, call casting and ensure they’re all attractive and clean, not like those gnarly, drug-dealing cunts in your local town centre.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Got it. Good-looking, hard-working, fighting the oppressive Germans. Sorry, I mean…. Nazis.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Token strong females?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Naturally.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Token Yanks so we can flog this expensive rubbish to them?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Yes, but Meryl Streep is a No-show. She’s busy destroying photos of her with Weinstein. We’ll get a Streep look-a-like.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Now, we’ll need a few homosexuals.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Of course! We’ve already crowbarred the man romance to happen in Paris.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Hmm, can it be in a jazz bar to make them more sympathetic?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: We could make one a musician.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Yes, good. Hmm, could we make one of the homosexuals black?
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: In 1939 Paris?
BBC CHIEF CUNT: For fuck’s sake who cares about historical accuracy? We’re the BBC!
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: I’ll put a person of colour in every scene I can, Poland, France, England.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Wonderful. This’ll make great propaganda…I mean, drama.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Must dash, Sir. I’m meeting Gina Miller and Ken Clark for lunch.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Oh, one last thing. Make one of the Nazi soldiers likeable. Give him a heart, some mercy, he spares killing some poor prisoners, or some sentimental crap.
HEAD OF PRODUCTION: Consider it done. This shit writes itself.
BBC CHIEF CUNT: Well as long as we don’t have to watch the melodramatic wank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Peaky Blinders (BBC TV show)

Peaky Blinders is a cunt of a series, isn’t it?

Typical Al Beeb money-saving, budget tv: same grimy road shots, same fire blasting out of the same furnace, same pub and canal angles, shoestring bollocks. However, they didn’t spend the saved cash on writers.

In Peaky “Fookin” Blinders’ first couple of series it was daft: Sam Neill was a charmless Northern Irish policeman (Al Beeb not sympathetic to Narrthern Oireland); Winston Churchill wandering about, being corrupt, paying off people (Al Beeb never sympathetic to Winnie); Benjamin Zephaniah as a Rasta poet …erm, frequent in 1919 Birmingham (Al Beeb not sympathetic to historical truth).

Cillian Murphy is a boring actor. Lots of slow-motion shots of his Holocaust cheek-bones looking like Skeletor-in-a-flatcap while Auntie Polly acts like she’s the matriarch from Scouse comedy ‘Bread’.

Then it went ludicrous: Tom Hardy as a hammy, swaggering Jewish butcher; a token pretty millionairess who falls for the Skeletor bad guy; a lovely camp of gýppos, charming but poor, strong pîkey values, but moral and Zzzz….

Now it has a bigger Netflix budget for liberalism: Oswald Moseley storylines, Britain bad, foreigners good, etc. The writer even talks about, “the rise of nationalism, populism, fascism, racism blah blah – a huge sweep across the world… And you look at the world now.

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-07-24/peaky-blinders-creator-says-series-5-oswald-mosley-storyline-is-chilling-and-will-remind-us-of-consequences/

Maybe, not such a great idea.” Zzzz.

Let’s not even begin to talk about the wonky accents..it’d be like sticking a pin in a map of the British Isles.

It’s had some decent bits, but has succumbed to the inevitable finger-wagging, moralising horse-shit. Thank goodness Al Beeb is there to correct our thoughts. From silly enjoyable drama to crippling mediocrity.

Peaky “PC” Blinders.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

‘Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome: Empire Without Limit’ (BBC2)

Mary Beard’s Ultimate Rome Series deserves a true cunting!

Now I’ve watched many a Mary Beard history vehicle with fondness in the past, and – as a scholar of ancient history myself – I always relish a new drop of Roman History, but this new AL-BB-CERA vehicle is EU/anti-Brexit tosh of the highest order.

Embarrassingly – for Beard – she’s forced to spout bullshit about a skelington (as my pre-school daughter used to call them) in Yorkshire being from Northern Africa. So basically England (they never invaded Scotia) was full of Africunts even back then!

BUZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Sorry, wrong answer. The reason for a single North African (i.e. Egyptian rather than some sub-Saharan shithole oik) woman being in the North of England was because she was a trophy wife of one of Rome’s “well to do” who still saw Egyptian (or Carthaginian women for that matter) as a bit of a prize after Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony both knobbed the loose whore Cleopatra.

Then the veil slips as Beard admits that unlike most other Roman occupied territories, England was never invited to the “top table” (unlike Gaul and Germania – funny how history repeats itself eh) of Roman politics because we wouldn’t be assimilated as a people.

Sure there were collaborators (how triggered are the BBC over that word, well, when the name fits – cunts) but the majority of English people resented being controlled from afar without any fucking say by a hostile force, who’s usury tactics ensured no English person (other than imperial collaborators) would ever become wealthy enough to rock Rome’s boat.

Next we have the Polish. England was riddled with Poles – even in Roman times – because the “free movement of peoples” was a HUGE benefit to all of the Roman Empire!

BUZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Firstly there was no “Poland” back then, and the land area now known as Poland was never part of the Roman Empire. Sure it bordered Germania but the likelihood is that the skull in question was Germanian and post Roman Empire they occupied that land
(Prussian Borderlands) hencee why there are genetic similarities, albeit temporarily displaced by the odd 500yrs or so.

But hey, it’s the BBC so why let historical fact get in the way of EU Empire propaganda, eh!

Also, the Germanian (not Pole) was likely to have been a slave. Yes a white slave (are you listening David Lanny – you CUNT)!

Finally Queen Boudicca. Well she was just a fucking terrorist, who I quote Beard literally saying (and what compelled my to write this nomination): “A woman who stood up to the might of the Roman Empire…but my head says a bit different. And I’m sort of ashamed to say it…but I’m kind of glad she didn’t win. She was a brutal terrorist, and what sort of place would this have been?”

BUZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Well Mary, in a word: FREE!!!

But hey, strike one up for feminism why don’t you!?!

Point of fact is that our island nation has never been happy with being lorded over from afar. Whether in the Icenian times, or now, we have never accepted occupation (whether physical or legislative) gladly, we have always rebelled against our oppressors and their easily defeated collaborators.

Above I say England because the Romans never dealt with the Celts and so built a wall to keep them out. And yet beard bare-faced claims that Rome created Britain!

BUZZZZZZZZ!!!! FUCK ….OFF!!!

Britain (as a union) was formed centuries later, through Offa, through Alfred, through Guillaume De Batard, through Elizabeth I, then James 1st of England/6th of Scotland (whose progeny managed to fuck it all up).

So no Mary, the Romans did not create Britain, nor was Londinium over 50% “multicultural”, not Boston or Crewe Imperial Polish ghettos!

Also notice the timing of this blatant EU propaganda vehicle, just before a very real (and most wanted) “no deal” Brexit, in order to assuage folk into thinking Britain has always been riddled with pointless immigration and ruled from afar!

FUCK OFF! We are an island nation, we are our own nation. Always have been and always will be.

It was right when Boudicca’s legacy was extolled essentially as: “Your descendants will conquer more territory that these Roman cunts!”

Yes, that’s right, the sun never set on the fucker!

So no Mary, your thinly veiled EU love-in vehicle may convince the hard of understanding, but anyone with one iota of sense will see through that tissue and wipe their arse on it!

Lying, duplicit, complicit, collaborating BBC cunts!

Fuck the lot of you!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!