Banksy [3]


I note that Banksy hasn’t been cunted for over two years and is back in the news making a cunt of himself again. Talk about a one trick pony and the arse has well and truly been torn out of the trick. Same old stencilled shite that looks exactly the same as the ten that preceded It, accompanied by a slogan of vaguely subversive lefty bolleaux. Which, of course, his army of simpering, clueless disciples lap up as though it were a proclamation from God himself.

If I woke up in the night and found Banksy vandalising my property, I’d stove the cunts head in, I’ll tell you cunts that for fuck all.

Nominated by Mecha-rigsby

Banksy [2]

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Banksy what a cunt, trying to be all mysterious and edgy by not showing his ugly face,some of his pictures (stencils) are okay but Banksy is a leftie, he reportedly has sympathy with isis and the so called refugees.

The cunt!

Nominated by: That’s a Spicy Meatball

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That Banksy cunt wants to meet a proper artist. It’s all done with stencils, and all his flunkies do most of the work…

It’s a shame there’s no time travel. Caravaggio would outpaint this clown while pissed out of his skull and with his eyes shut (and without fucking stencils and spray!). Old Caravaggio would then challenge Bansky to a poker game (and take him to the cleaners!), then challenge him to a duel, and the knock seven shades of shite out of the fraudulent fucker.

Seems the cunt has been caught on CCTV: dressed as some kind of workman. He won’t get nicked though (I’d put bets on it!). Going around disguised as ordinary, honest working folk, while he and his toadies spray shit on walls in the middle of the night?! Sounds like a fucking weirdo to me…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Why do you think the cunt styles himself “Banksy”? Touch of post-modernist irony donchaknow. Every time he gets one of his stooges to stencil a “creation” on a khazi wall vast sums of dosh appear like magic in his bank account

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke