Arthur Askey was an utter and total cuntybollocks.

Hello Play Cunts!

Now I’ve nominated this cunt before. But the cunts that administer this blog decided that ‘Arthur Askey da Cunt’ wasn’t cunty enough. Cunts. I freely admit that Arthur is no evil cunt, a paedophile cunt or a cunt’s cunt.

But yet his crimes against comedy, perpetuated over many years, have led me to believe that Arthur is a big hearted cunt. Not only was he a short cunt but he got a lot shorter when they cut off his legs.

A runty, sawn off cunt; a very short and unfunny cunt- what more do you need? ‘Busy bee, busy bee, sting all the cunts and sting me as well, cos I’m a cunt’. What a total cunt. Did I forget to mention that Arthur is a cunt?

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon

Hold on FS! Some of us found a use for the cunt!