Don’t get me wrong – I actually like the Arctic Monkeys – but what the fuck is the matter with all these music critic cunts? Especially the wankers at the Brit Awards?

Apparently the Monkeys are not only the ‘best British band’, but their latest album ‘AM’ is being fawned over by the aforementioned cunts as ‘Mastercard Best Album of the Year’ FFS! I have all their albums. This latest one is bland, boring, tuneless, hugely disappointing, pretentious shit completely lacking in any semblance of originality.

Thank God these cunts would rate my stuff as crap. That’s got to mean I’m onto something!

Nominated by: ChasCMusic