Anne Frank’s White Privilege – A New Low for Twitter (12)

This looks like a Titania McGrath pisstake, but the keyboard halfwits of twatter are actually debating this:-

”Twitter may have reached its inevitable, ultimate and final form with a debate over whether or not Anne Frank benefited from white privilege.”

Yes, an unfortunate 15 year old Jewish girl, murdered along with her family by Nazi scum may have benefitted from ‘white privilege.’

I don’t know whether this is the Left’s instinctive anti-Semitism or just it disappearing up it’s own arsehole but there are cunts out there pushing this bollocks.

As some cunt or other may say – you couldn’t make it up.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Out of the many many nominations I have processed over the years, this submission really is one of the most distressing/incredulous! – Day Admin)

Angela Rayner (7) – Shoe Wars

A mammoth cunting for this bargain basement whore, who, when she is not touting her working class origins, is a serial shit stirrer and trouble maker. It seems she is also a bit of a Karen when it comes to retail therapy.

The old slapper attempted to buy some very expensive “Star War” shoes, but was left frustrated (as I am sure she is – frequently), so she wrote to complain to the independent Brighton store to complain – on House of Commons notepaper, which is against the rules, but we all know the old cunt thinks rules are for other people:

How can even the most delusional, senile old fool (yes I’m looking at you, Starmer) think that her behaviour is anything less than self-serving, and high handed.

Perhaps it is time they tried to stop selling their “integrity” with a cheap slapper like that woman and a serial liar in Dame Kweer (“dad was a toolmaker…who worked 13 hours a day”).:

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While we are at it, one of Blair’s pals, Bernie Ecclestone faces ten years inside (if he lives that long) for fraud. Lovely friends they have.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

 

Greedy Scam “Victims”

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No way should this stupid bastard have had a single Penny of his cash refunded..gets involved in some dodgy cryptocurrency scheme and continues to hand over cash even after his bank had told him it was a scam.

I know banks can be Cunts but short of beating the stupid old Cunt to death,what more could they have done ? It’s all very well people saying “Aaahh, poor old Dear” but the avaricious old Cunt presumably had enough marbles to try and take the (fictional)profits and should be left to stew in his own juice instead of being bailed out.

I do have a modicum of sympathy for the genuinely “scammed” but far too many of them are the authors of their own misfortune….so blinded by greed that they can’t see what’s as plain as the nose on their face. They deserve neither sympathy or compensation.

Wonder if the bank would consider sending me the Cunt’s details….I have some magic beans for sale that I’m sure would interest the grabby old Twat.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Bloated Blockbuster Movies

A nomination for bloated blockbuster movies, particularly ones about superheroes.

This isn’t a cunting of the ‘Blockbuster’ in general as that would include Planet of the Apes, The Godfather and Jaws (their queues stretched around the city block and beyond), just the recent trend in Hollywood churning out dross for eyewatering sums and making them all look like fucking cartoons.

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A quick look down the list of the most expensive films will demonstrate that a lot of these films cease to be actual ‘films’ and become a braindead hybrid of theme park ride and lurid cartoon. Cinematography and screenwriting seem to be dying arts, particularly with the House of Mouse.

You will see numerous entries from the Pirates of the Caribbean series (a series based on a Disney attraction), the Marvel films, the ridiculous Fast and Furious series, the moribund Star Wars property, the recent Bond outings that ruin the characters, and a few children’s cartoons such as Tangled.

Peter Jackson’s’ Adventure around the Greenscreen’ that left McKellen in tears of boredom, The Hobbit, cost north of $600m to produce across three overly-long films and is not well -liked by anyone. For an adaptation of a single children’s book it seems something only Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria would’ve done, rather than the director of low budget horror films.

Link about McKellen breaking down on the set of The Hobbit; Express News Link

Fucking madness.

Personally, I would limit most of this dross to a relatively thrifty $100m a film.
A smaller budget usually forces a director to think more creatively.

Compare these monstrosities to the budgets of a few of Christopher Nolan’s films (even The Dark Knight, a superhero film that was actually filmed, cost around $180m and made about $1bn because it was a decent crime film, as well as being about Batman).

Inception cost $160m, Dunkirk $150m and The Prestige $40m.

Nolan’s breakthrough film Memento, using a non-linear narrative had a budget of $5m, and made almost $40m worldwide.

Even Tarantino’s most expensive film to date, Once upon a Time in Hollywood, is only $90m, but it is a well-shot film and made $240m worldwide.

The Revenant cost $135m but made back $530m as it’s a compelling story and shot in real locations and uses them to help tell the story.

It turns out a lot of these more artistically-minded grown-up films with budgets around $100m make back their budget more times over than stupid bloated cartoons from Disney. it was as true in the late sixties and throughout the seventies; Audiences want a well-shot film with compelling story and characters, and now word of mouth travels faster , thanks to the Internet.

I don’t expect Hollywood to take much notice though.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The Church of England (3) and God Didn’t Create Women After All

How much lower can the Church of England sink in it’s race to irrelevance as a religious institution?

”Church of England: There is ‘no official definition’ of a woman”

For fuck’s sake. Where in the bible does this horseshit come from? Does Welby think this piece of trendy wokery is going to pack them into his sparsely populated services.

Back in my youth we had the ‘rockn’roll vicars’ trying to be relevant. Welby has pushed it to a desperate level of inclusiveness.

Do these irrelevant cunts think this will turn the corner from the terminal decline of the CoE as an institution that actually matters, comforts or contributes to our lives?
For fucks sake.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

(Begs the questions: who was Adam going out with, and was the Virgin Mary really a geezer? – Day Admin)